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"I have no fucking clue but he left this for you." It was a cd that said "A sonic game". I play the occasional Sonic the Hedgehog, though, I'm not very good. But, if Barney is giving it to me, it must be good.
 
As I was walking home (I lived nearby) I was wondering what was inside the case. Sonic 06? SOnic R? Both good games.  I decided to open the case. The cd had nothing written on it but there was a note on the inside. It was from Barney! it said…said...
 
''Peggy,''
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When I got into my house, I booted up the computer and put the disc in. "Can you feel the sunshine started laying. It was a little distorted, but I shrugged it off. then the titlescreen appeared
 
A fan game? Is that what Barney doesn't want me to play? A poorly made one, too. But, I had to find out. So, I pressed start. But, I keep hearing something whisper "emrahld…emrahld...". I just shrugged it off, and started playing.
 
I was Sonic. The level was just flat and really plain. The ground was black. The sky was red. I began to move forward until I reached a cliff. I thought about going down until something appeared in front of me. It looked like knuckles. It was screaming "EMRAHLDS" and then beat sonic to a bloody pulp in front of me. I was horrified.
 
I was back at the start menu. This time there was a continue option. I clicked that. It was the same only this time I was playing as what looked like Tails. I went to the cliff again and what looked like Knuckles came back. Only this time Tails started to fly. But…But... with his arms. He was screaming in an ear-piercing manner. It almost sounded real. Then, what I thought was knuckles pulled him down and gave him the sonic treatment.
 
I was starting to feel like I was going to piss myself. But, I clicked continue one more time. There was a person on the screen. It was…was.... Barney?!
 
''"Peggy……Peggy...... please help me…me....."''
 
I started screaming "WHAT THE HELL BARNEY THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE"
 
''"This isn't a joke…joke... I'm stuck in the game because of Nipples the Enchilada. The only way to get me out is to break the game."''
 
"N-Nipples?" just as I said that, Nipples the Enchilada appeared on the screen. His eyes were like black holes. His fist-nipples were coated in hyper-realistic blood. He had a sadistic look on his face and he was standing right behind Barney. Then he began to speak.
 
''"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Nipples the Enchilada. I can break through bones with my rock-hard fist nipples………nipples........... Boy, It's kinda chilly today huh……huh......."''
 
THE NOTE. Just as I was thinking about the note, my room became ice-cold. I felt like I had frost bite. Especially…Especially.... in my nipples.
 
''"PEGGY QUICK TAKE OUT THE GAME AND DESTROY IT"''