Never watch the spoop channel at 6:66 ppm

So there I was munding my own business as I shit the bed, when my davorite show came on, "Patsy Hunters", *they always nail it to the fall guy*. Little did I know my 512 inch 32k uuuuhhhhhd quantum ray cybernetic alexa television was haunted. The screen was so lifelike ghost like (the brand name Ghosts Good should have been a hint I guess) that I couldn't tell where the monitor ended in the thick fog rolling in.

Suddenly the Patsy Hunters emerged from the fog or tv and started shitting a wall around me. Before I realized what was happening they were applying pee morter and shitting out the last brick of my new prison... and saying they were going to make me pay for the wall in nighmares in my poop prison.

"That's another case solved", I heard in despair, the titular finishing line of the Patsy Hunters, "tune in next week when we catch some people who didn't know how to evade their taxes and became bigfoot hoaxers!"

Now I can't see my tv anymore but alexa keeps laughing and making fart noises. Guys it's not funny when the spoop is on you!

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Credited to knackeredeunuch 
Originally uploaded on July 5, 2022

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