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(Created page with "Let me start this off by stating what's about to become obvious. I'm a massive fan of Nicktoons. The Channel Was Released In 2002. I've watched every TV Shows (even Reruns) In Nicktoons, and played through all the nicktoons games, minus maybe one or two. Now, I won't go on some fan-boyish tangent about how Nicktoons Is My Life And I Got Merchandise And Toys, but I love the Network. I used to think that they couldn't even MAKE a Nicktoons (Flim) I wouldn't like. I wa...")
 
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Well, I'm not proud of it, but I looked the cancelled movie up on one of those streaming websites, and I Found Cancelled Movie Of Nicktoons.
 
"Nicktoons Ü".
“Nicktoons Ü”.
 
That was it.
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"Nicktoons! We Be Right Back!"
 
Then the Nicktoons Logo Falls In The Sky Sunddenly The Bumper Won't Fucking Stop sounded like a Whistle Sound Effect From Cartoony One But It Was FUCKING Real and someone screamed "'''''HOLY SHIT!'''''"
 
The video quality suddenly switched to the... shittiest cam rip I had ever seen.
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...Fucking Vendetta From Making Fiends began to rise out of the toilet as she tried to yank the guy in, laughing hysterically and shooting fucking Panzerfaust 3 rockets everywhere, tearing up the walls and shorting out the power.
 
"'''''HE WASN’TWASN'T A FUCKING NICKTOONS CHARACTER!'''''" Vendetta SCREAMED, as the fucking cops started knocking on my door.
 
The guy started screaming as Vendetta repeatedly tried to pull him down the toilet, before eventually getting yanked in entirely as Vendetta crawled all the way out.
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I explained to the cops what happened, fixed up the door best as I could, and went back to watching.
 
We suddenly see what was supposed to be a flashback to the episode of SpongeBob cooking a Krabby Patties or something, but instead, he sat down at a fucking Windows XP PC and opened some shitty Windows Movie Maker file named "THE LOST EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB" The video was literally just a slowly rotating picture of a fucking piece of paper that said "the toons still breathe." As “Walk"Walk The Dinosaur”Dinosaur" Played. This caused SpongeBob start fucking foaming at the mouth and vomiting In fucking Indian beef as '''''DRAMATIC''''' fucking rock music played before he whipped a '''''Long Fucking Knife''''' out of fucking NOWHERE and sliced the computer in half to some shitty heavy metal guitar riff. SpongeBob started SCREAMED as if the Voice actor was in Like A Fucking Banshee kicked the computer into the distance, causing the fucking Wii Sports "HOME RUN!" screen to appear.
 
The screen cut to black as Mr X's From The X's could be heard saying "This Is A Fucking Ü" '''''WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!''''' Did Mr X Fucking Swear?
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"No." The Shadow Reader said.
 
“But"But you Served Any Foods!" Said Patrick
 
The Shadow Reader suddenly lost his SHIT.