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“Caillou, I’ve really became one with God, I know you wanna talk to me, but I’m going to the heavens with God, my new dad,” he said. “What, that’s just a bunch of random shit,” Caillou stated like a maniac jackass. “Come with me, my new favorite son,” God said and put Jesus Christ out of his favorite son purse, “finally,” thought Jesus, “I’m not a fucking chihuahua.”
Chuck Norris still
Megatron and Optimus Prime went on a fight to see who gets to marry Bumblebee. Optimus Prime thought two steps ahead, and grabbed Dr. Trayaurus’ machine for anal that looked like a giant, fat cock. Megatron took it off him and sliced Optimus Prime’s head off. Chuck Norris didn’t want Megatron to win, so he blew him up. Chuck didn’t like how Optimus’ head looked like, (no penis head innuendoes intended) so he blew it up.
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Not only that, the proof was faker than Kim Kardashian’s fucking ass or some shit. Besides, Troy Bobber made it first.
I wasn’t the first to see it
Wait, I don’t have to kill myself. This movie will always be known as the best “so bad it’s good” movie, with a giant cult. You want to know why I made this, for you guys to laugh at it. All of this to be known as one of the greats in bad filmmaking.
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