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Godzilla used his tail to protect himself from King Kong, which caused him and Batman (in his indestructible Batmobile) to fling on a skyscraper. King Kong died, but Batman hit Godzilla with his bat grenade. Godzilla got super pissed, and crushed him against the wall. The pressure fucking killed both Batman and Godzilla.
Donald Trump of all people saw that Velma and Shaggy from the Scooby Doo franchise became black or some shit all of a fucking sudden. “What the fuck, looks like I’m back with my duties from when I was president,” he raged, and he wanted to deport the voice actors for being part of such a bad show.
Donald Trump went and grabbed both of them to deport them like the shitty racist pig he is. But Shaggy is a fucking badass God, so he beat Trump up. Bill Crosby went to say one statement. “I could say go fuck yourself, but I’m feeling fancy, go fornicate yourself, Shaggy,” Cosby said. Caitlyn Jenner ran over them and said, “oops second time since 2015, I did it again, gotta go under the knife to get away with my actions in court again!”
The battle was epic and legendary, with good guys, bad guys, and explosions, but there had to only be one winner. The winner was EVIL PATRIXXX, (hyperrealistic and with blood all over him) who threw a frozen condom filled with Diet Coke and Mentos gum at the ghost penis, and he beat Mario and Sonic up to death with a dirty diaper. Declaring victory, he said, ”it's the end of penisization as we know it”! And as the legend goes, whenever he wins, he stabs himself to himself to death for him to be cloned, which happened.
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They talk to Dex Dogtective about what they should do to make him happy again. “Dex Dogtective, what the fuck is Dex Dogtective of all shitty things doing here,” I thought, “what is this, a crossover episode?” Dex Dogtective gave them a surprise tool that’ll help them later, which turns out to be a transgender surgery scalpel.
Mickey gave up on the balloon search and explained to Pete that he's only upset because he's uncomfortable with his body. Then Pete claimed to actually be a fucking beautiful lizard woman stuck in the body of a fat cat and that's why he's pissed off all the time. And he went under the knife and shit, I don't know. It was fucking weird as shit! I don't understand why Pete would want to be a woman - or a lizard for that matter - honestly, I didn't know he was a cat until someone told me. But who am I to judge a cartoon character? It’s not like I’m transphobic
Anyways, after the credits, which were basically a memorial for everyone who was involved in a shitty movie, played there was a post credit scene. Jafar and King Sombra, who are friends again, finally did their plan. But a giant ghost of Cookie Monster came and said, ”wow, a giant cookie just for me,” and ate up, "yay, yummy cookie,” he said. Which caused Jafar and King Sombra to have another falling. And Eric Cartman says, ”that's all folks”!
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