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I have been working at Nintendo for 58 years... But not anymore... My name is Ching Chang Crallabang and I have made Mario, Zelda AND Pokemon at once. But not anymore...
Once I was to a meeting at Nintendo. We were talking about new games to make. I thought we should make Super Jizz Fuck
Then I walked home and started watching porn. But then the porn star turned into Mario! He said! Wooohoo!!! I was super scared until I remembered I had searched for Super Mario Porn. Then Mario said! Ahhhhh! Uhhhhh! Ihhhh! And then I stopped watching porn and took my hyper-realistic 3DS out of my ass and started playing Super Fap Jizz. Then I realized that it was not Super Fap Jizz! It was Super Mario Bros 3D New DS 64!
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I decided not to change games and instead I played the final boss level called "Mega Ultra Tiny Bowser With Lazers New Edition". I came to the boss, but instead of fapping and shooting semen everywhere, he shot fireballs at me! I was sure the game was haunted! I called my 22 years old mother and she came over to my house. I then turned her into a sandwich to give it to the ghost haunting my 3DS, so it maybe would be my pet. It ate the sandwich and said: "LUKE. I AM YOUR FATHER". Then I said "No idiot. It is NO I AM YOUR FATHER. Not LUKE". Then i jizzed all over him and he died.
Then I started the level over again, but this time it did not work. Therefore I decided to visit Miyamoto to get my 3DS fixed. He said I should come back in 58888888888878 years. I fapped all the time until my 3DS was done. Then I got my 3DS. When I started it it said "3DZ HELL 666", but I thought it was a stupid glitch and ignored it. On my main menu there was pictures of porn, blood, gore and my fat cock, but that was probably also a glitch. Then I booted up Super Mario Bros 3D New DS 64 and a fat man with a backpack killed me.▼
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▲Then I started the level over again, but this time it did not work. Therefore I decided to visit Miyamoto to get my 3DS fixed. He said I should come back in 58888888888878 years. I fapped all the time until my 3DS was done. Then I got my 3DS. When I started it it said "3DZ HELL 666", but I thought it was a stupid glitch and ignored it. On my main menu there was pictures of porn, blood, gore and my fat cock, but that was probably also a glitch. Then I booted up Super Mario Bros 3D New DS 64 and a fat man with a backpack killed me.
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