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My boyfriend refuses to have sex with me because of Better Call Saul.
 
We've had a healthy sexual relationship since the first time we met 2 years ago. He's a sweet guy, he always puts me first whenever we're in bed. But there's something…something.... interesting about his habits.
 
Something I noticed was that he kept a notepad right next to his bed and he would always write something in it after we did the deed.
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The beginning of our relationship was honestly the best I've ever had but I never knew why he got more and more distant as our relationship went on. I knew it had something to do with the notepad. That damned notepad. He never told me what he wrote in the notepad after sex even when I begged him to. He's always been a mysterious guy but this added another layer, like he had something to hide.
 
I asked my friends about what he might have written in the notepad and they brought up that he could be writing about our sexual performance. I've always had an insecurity in bed due to…to... ahem…ahem... previous relationships so I got anxious that this might have been what he was up to.
 
For context, his favorite show is Better Call Saul and he's autistic so this is his special interest. He loved Breaking Bad and would always talk to me and all our friends about it and when Better Call Saul came out, he jumped right on it.