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"You bloody idiot! Did you know how much these vases cost?! I swear, DO YOU WANNA LEARN A PAINFUL LESSON?! HERE!"
 
Again, the audience was completely silent - Until something very spooky, scary and unexpected happened. Noel suddenly wrapped his arms around Mr. Blobby, and impaled him through the chest with a salmon knife - Blue (with purple polkadotspolka dots) blood bursting all over the stage. People were screaming in terror - Including Mr. Blobby. It seemed that he was actually screaming in pain.
 
It looked like he was a breathing, living being, instead of simply a guy inside a suit. The next shot was a furious Noel stabbing the pink creature to death, with the latter throwing up, bleeding, crying and sobbing loudly (Including hyper-realistic purple tears) - Cutting to black. The final shot slowly faded in, it was a black-and-white still-image of Mr. Blobby suffering and crying on the floor. Absolute silence. No sound, except for his sobbing, until static - And then, text pattern wanted to be in charge of my living room's television screen. Looking at another on-air channels, it seemed like BBC was off-air.
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I couldn't sleep that night - Stuck at 3 AM, still remembering that bloody pink monster's sobbing. I never watched Noel's House Party ever again.
 
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