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Line 3: In the late nineties, I received my first computer for my 16th birthday. It wasn't until I got a copy of the best game ever, Super Oprah World 1998 [UNCENSORED] In the Hood Edition, that it would become the biggest time waster on my Windows 95 MAC Pc. the graphics were as exquisit as Oprah herself, and the gameplay was exceptional. But one day, as i played late into the night my dad heard me, thus he knocked on my door and lovingly shouted, "You rittre ~~faggeto~~fucker! you have rearry done it thisu time!". I kindly responded, "Shut the fuck up and shove it up your crusty ass you fucking geezer", Line 31: "Such violence!" I said as she viciously killed a crowd of people in the room. I couldn't even stop her! I had to watch her kill everyone in the room, Dr Phil walked in and I sighed a sigh of relief: he'd get her straight, "I think you should leave them alone" he said in all his dr-ness. "stfu ~~fggt~~bitch" Oprah said as she 420 noscoped dr phil and hypperrailistic blood on the dancefloor spurt everywhere. I screamed in fear. Oprah was murdering everybody and I couldn't do a thing to stop it! Then, just as all hope was lost, a magnificent voice bellowed, "PLEASE HAVE A SEAT I'M CHRIS HANSEN WITH DATELINE NBC". It was Chirs Hansen! He stepped onto the screen with a blank expression and launched a mass of KKK members to take out Oprah. Then the splash screen from before came back up, but in clear, pure, english: Oprah was kill. I shut the game off and right when i did, a voice creeped up behind me: "theres a gift for you under your seat". i turned around and an oprah plushie was sitting at the foot of my bed behind me! The scariest part... She was holding.... a dead trout! Then a skeleton appeared and before I knew it, I was dead. Or at least now I am, knowing this story's probably gonna get deleted or some shit. ~~The only thing I can rememebr is the final image of the game:~~ [[Category:Trollpasta]]▼ ~~[[File:Spookyoprah.png\|thumb\|300px\|center]]~~ [[Category:Vidya games]] [[Category:Im died]] [[Category:And then a skeleton popped out]] [[Category:Hyper-realistic]] [[Category:English Class Failure]] [[Category:DIALOGUE!]] ~~[[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]]~~ [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] {{Comments}} ▲[[Category:Trollpasta]] ~~<comments />~~