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My friend, Gerald, was chewing on his iPod. The girl in the desk in front of me was cutting her hair.
[[File:Cow.jpg|thumb|Intelligent Cow]]
Gerald and I have had so many memories together. For example, one time his cow got its [[File:Cow.jpg|thumb|Intelligent Cow]]head stuck in a plastic patio chair. Gerald thought the cow was very intelligent, so he stuck his head in his mother's chair that was sitting on the porch.[[File:Gerald.jpg|thumb|Gerald]]▼
▲Gerald and I have had so many memories together. For example, one time his cow got its
[[File:Gerald.jpg|thumb|Gerald]]
Ah...memories.
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The bell rang and I went out of the room, through the hallways and up the stairs. Something seemed odd though, nobody was going upstairs.
Then I turned around and saw the creepiest old <span
[[File:AlbertoDeStalker.jpg|thumb|Alberto De Stalker]]
Alberto pulled out a cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus.
I started go back away, "Um...okay?
Alberto grabbed my arm,
My heart started to race,
I quickly slapped Alberto and ran down the stairs, through the lunchroom, and into the computer room.
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Alberto had a pistol and a McDonald's bag in his hand.
I slap the McDonald's bag out of his hand. A Chicken McNugget crawls out like a little animal.
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The cardboard cutouts of Miley Cyrus come alive and start crawling all over the room.
Alberto gives me a devilish smile,
Gerald is screaming in pain.
I step on his dick,
Gerald looks like he's going to die. Oh well.
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