Parallel universe Seinfeld pops up out of nowhere to perform observational comedy: Difference between revisions

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The oven door slowly began to slide to one side. Strange I thought, that is a drawbridge style oven door like all the other oven doors in houses the world over. Jenny Seinfeld in a big greasy oven pan slid off the metal rack thingy you get in ovens, and onto the floor.
 
The female Jerry from a palarrelparallel uvinerseuniverse.
 
I didn't know if I was turned on by Jenny Seinfeld. Funny yes. 90s hair in place. Teeth all the way across the mouth. Jeans with shirt and sweater present. Oh, yeah I said to myself in Cosmo's voice, giddy up.
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"Goodbye Jenny Seinfeld", I said to the puppy suckling on my teat. "Goodbye", I whispered to the ether.
 
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