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Line 1: ~~I’m~~I'm lying sleeping with my eyes open in the dusk of a summer evening when I hear a funky bassline and canned laughter. I open my eyes wider to see the alien being Jelly Seinfeld and he says ~~“nit~~"nit nit kaka George, you ~~can’t~~can't even ZORG DEATH that, right?”" I shat the bed and not with laughter. A death ray seared my left bollock. Then Jelly Seinfeld entered a portal back to his own time and place. Apartment 5Z. Line 48: [[Category:LONG ASS TITLE]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep]] {{Comments}}