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[[File:The-gherkin1.jpg|thumb|The approximate size of Slendy's dick, according to Furbearingbrick.]]Furbearingbrick: When will I stop having nightmares about Slenderman's giant weiner D:▼
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Furbearingbrick: When will I stop having nightmares about Slenderman's giant weiner D:
BigBug64: Fur, as soon as you /start/ having nightmares about someone /else's/ giant weiner.
I mean, uh.
Furbearingbrick: I mean seriously. In my imagination Slendy's manhood is big enough to tear through mountains.
BigBug64: would it even be a manhood?▼
{{*}}I feel like it would be like a... /thing/hood▼
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▲BigBug64: would it even be a manhood?
▲*I feel like it would be like a... /thing/hood
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I think Masky's has a tiny mask and Hoody's has a minature hood. Also, when Slenderman gets sexually aroused his Proxies do too, which results in some awkward situations. Masky: "now you'll be one of us...*gets raging boner* GODDAMNIT SLENDY!!!" -Furbearingbrick
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No, those four tentacles are used for siphoning blood from victims. The Ballonatic's penis is usually retracted inside its body, near its sphincter, and is corkscrew-shaped. It is also a rather interesting shade of muave. - Furbearingbrick
Jeff cut his off when he cut out his eyelids, and regretted it immedieatly afterward.-C0
The dog in the original picture used to make the Smiledog image is female, but Smiledog is generally assumed to be male. So does that mean Smiledog is a hermaphrodite? - Furbearingbrick
Forenzik is circumised. Correct me if I'm wrong, Dronian. Please. - Furbearingbrick
:He's not. No, seriously. [[User:Dronian|Dronian]] ([[User talk:Dronian|talk]]) 22:08, March 13, 2013 (UTC)
:Well, I'm glad that's been cleared up. - Furbearingbrick
Wait where does it say that? Also, did he do the deed with his own suit's claws? -<font color="Red">Givem Ee Pancakes,</font> <font color="Orange"> ,your</font> <font color="Gold">eventual</font> <font color="Green">doom.</font> <font color="Blue">YOU'LL</font> <font color="Purple">SEE!</font> 19:31, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
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Funnymouth is a crotch burglar. Yeah, he burgles your crotch. - Furbearingbrick
"I can see your tiny dick. Don't be so sad about it! 8=DO)_(O" -<font color="Red">Givem Ee Pancakes,</font> <font color="Orange"> ,your</font> <font color="Gold">eventual</font> <font color="Green">doom.</font> <font color="Blue">YOU'LL</font> <font color="Purple">SEE!</font> 12:24, March 13, 2013 (UTC)
Mr. Widemouth has a four-headed superpenis like an echidna's. -Furbearingbrick
Seedeater's penis is so big that ''it'' has a penis. And that penis is still bigger than your penis. - Furbearingbrick
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Rumor has it that The Judge has large testicles. Nazar: "*blushes* Well...well, I've never checked..."''' Judge: "I'm not telling, ha ha ha."''' - Furbearingbrick
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The Skin-Taker doesn't have a dick; he's a fucking skeleton! Though the jury's out on wether LOLSKELETONS has one... - Furbearingbrick
I disagree with C0balt's assertion that Jeff has no penis. I believe he suffers from micropenis. He's [[JEFF'S DICK|kind of sensitive about that little fact, though.]] -Furbearingbrick
Tails Doll's penis is a toy sword. It normally fucks Barbie when it's in 'the mood', if you get where I'm going. However, he must fight an entire army of GI Joe first. -Subject M Test 2
The Shadow Lurker's dick glows in the dark when he gets aroused or has to pee. - Furbearingbrick
BRVR's dick emits large jolts of electricity when he climaxes - Furbearingbrick
Does Forenzik use the Happy Appy puppet as a jimmy hat? -Givemepancakes
:I hope not. [[User:Dronian|Dronian]] ([[User talk:Dronian|talk]]) 22:08, March 13, 2013 (UTC)
The Broken Glass Beast has no dick, as it is genderless. But occasionally, in its search for glass shards to replenish its glass supply, it will come across one in a rather rude shape. -Furbearingbrick.
Starfish don't have dicks (they reproduce asexually) but PATRIXXX is no ordinary starfish. No one's been brave enough to look under his shorts to check, though. -Furbearingbrick
Heron is a hermaphrodite; it can produce both sperm and eggs. HERON EGGS. -Furbearingbrick
Trenderman's dick is tattooed, and has a peircing. It's a shameful reminder of his rebellious younger days. -Furbearingbrick
Patrixxx's head, arms, and legs are all dicks. Also, the heron reuses the pots and pans it makes a mess of as a dick. -GMP
Fun fact: Worm Jeff can use his telekinesis to jack off. Also, his dick is somewhat shiny and purplish-blue, becoming hot pink at the tip. As I mentioned before, it's usually concealed in his cloaca. [http://laserpotato.deviantart.com/art/Worm-BEN-Ref-Sheet-359820272 Worm BEN's] dick is similar, only it's slightly smaller and bright red. - Furbearingbrick
While we're on that note, Jeffrey can't jack off due to his micropenis. So he uses a [[JEFF INSERTS AN ENTIRE MARCHING BAND INTO HIS ASS|marching band]] as a musical buttplug. -GMP
The Man With A Bag's dick is one of those cardboard things they hold pennies in. -GMP
Which pasta monster is the prowd owner of [[MY PENIS IS BIG!|this penis]]? -GMP
There's a rumor going around that The Sniper's twig and berries are blue. -Furbearingbrick
NoEnd House has a secret room with a dong-shaped pillar in it. -Gimmiepancakes
At full size (when he's absorbed the lifeforce of one Slenderperson), [http://spinpasta.wikia.com/wiki/An_Unexpected_Reaction God-Jeff's] dick is concealed within his body like Worm Jeff's. I won't tell you exactly how big it is, but it's certainly nothing to sneeze at. Ha ha ha ha ha.... -Furbearingbrick
Thanks to "Ring My Bell", we now know EXACTLY what Splendorman's dick looks like. ~shudder~ -Furbearingbrick
Laughing Jack has two 3-foot-long, prehensile tentacle cocks that have the same black-and-white stripe pattern as his nose and tongue. Oddly enough, SnuffBomb seems to agree with me on this. -Furbearingbrick
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