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[[File:The-gherkin1.jpg|thumb|The approximate size of Slendy's dick, according to Furbearingbrick.]]Furbearingbrick: When will I stop having nightmares about Slenderman's giant weiner D:▼
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Furbearingbrick: When will I stop having nightmares about Slenderman's giant weiner D:
BigBug64: Fur, as soon as you /start/ having nightmares about someone /else's/ giant weiner.
I mean, uh.
Furbearingbrick: I mean seriously. In my imagination Slendy's manhood is big enough to tear through mountains.
BigBug64: would it even be a manhood?▼
{{*}}I feel like it would be like a... /thing/hood▼
{{*}}-shudder-▼
▲BigBug64: would it even be a manhood?
▲*I feel like it would be like a... /thing/hood
▲*-shudder-
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I think Masky's has a tiny mask and Hoody's has a minature hood. Also, when Slenderman gets sexually aroused his Proxies do too, which results in some awkward situations. Masky: "now you'll be one of us...*gets raging boner* GODDAMNIT SLENDY!!!" -Furbearingbrick
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No, those four tentacles are used for siphoning blood from victims. The Ballonatic's penis is usually retracted inside its body, near its sphincter, and is corkscrew-shaped. It is also a rather interesting shade of muave. - Furbearingbrick
Jeff cut his off when he cut out his eyelids, and regretted it immedieatly afterward.-C0
The dog in the original picture used to make the Smiledog image is female, but Smiledog is generally assumed to be male. So does that mean Smiledog is a hermaphrodite? - Furbearingbrick
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I disagree with C0balt's assertion that Jeff has no penis. I believe he suffers from micropenis. He's [[JEFF'S DICK|kind of sensitive about that little fact, though.]] -Furbearingbrick
Tails Doll's penis is a toy sword. It normally
The Shadow Lurker's dick glows in the dark when he gets aroused or has to pee. - Furbearingbrick
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Starfish don't have dicks (they reproduce asexually) but PATRIXXX is no ordinary starfish. No one's been brave enough to look under his shorts to check, though. -Furbearingbrick
Heron is a hermaphrodite; it can produce both sperm and eggs. HERON EGGS. -Furbearingbrick
Trenderman's dick is tattooed, and has a peircing. It's a shameful reminder of his rebellious younger days. -Furbearingbrick
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NoEnd House has a secret room with a dong-shaped pillar in it. -Gimmiepancakes
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At full size (when he's absorbed the lifeforce of one Slenderperson), [http://spinpasta.wikia.com/wiki/An_Unexpected_Reaction God-Jeff's] dick is concealed within his body like Worm Jeff's. I won't tell you exactly how big it is, but it's certainly nothing to sneeze at. Ha ha ha ha ha.... -Furbearingbrick
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Thanks to "Ring My Bell", we now know EXACTLY what Splendorman's dick looks like. ~shudder~ -Furbearingbrick
Laughing Jack has two 3-foot-long, prehensile tentacle cocks that have the same black-and-white stripe pattern as his nose and tongue. Oddly enough, SnuffBomb seems to agree with me on this. -Furbearingbrick
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