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[[File:The-gherkin1.jpg|thumb|The approximate size of Slendy's dick, according to Furbearingbrick.]]

Furbearingbrick: When will I stop having nightmares about Slenderman's giant weiner D:

 

 

BigBug64: would it even be a manhood?

 

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Jeff cut his off when he cut out his eyelids, and regretted it immedieatly afterward.-C0

 

The dog in the original picture used to make the Smiledog image is female, but Smiledog is generally assumed to be male. So does that mean Smiledog is a hermaphrodite? - Furbearingbrick

I disagree with C0balt's assertion that Jeff has no penis. I believe he suffers from micropenis. He's [[JEFF'S DICK|kind of sensitive about that little fact, though.]] -Furbearingbrick

 

 

The Shadow Lurker's dick glows in the dark when he gets aroused or has to pee. - Furbearingbrick

 

Laughing Jack has two 3-foot-long, prehensile tentacle cocks that have the same black-and-white stripe pattern as his nose and tongue. Oddly enough, SnuffBomb seems to agree with me on this. -Furbearingbrick

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