Patrick To The Stars (SpongeBob Lost Episode): Difference between revisions

Thinking quickly, I pretended to be a real tumbleweed which caused Max to ask, "why are we arresting a tumbleweed Sam?" "Well little buddy; that little bugger tried to kill King Courtney a fine man I might add." Sam said to which Max said, "King Courtney has no toenails." Max was right! I had completely forgotten to mention that during the altercation with Courtney and his men, I noticed that the man had no toenails but he sure did have fingernails I tell you what! Thinking that I had managed to escape due to me disguising myself as a real tumbleweed, Sam and Max got back into their car and drove back to the police station in order to play some more Shrek 2 on Xbox. With Vinnie dead and King Courtney defeated, I felt as though I had finally won, and decided to head on back to Francis International Airport where I caught the next plane to London. After exiting the airport upon arriving in London, I decided that I would spend the rest of my days traveling the world and helping out other people with their problems. I would become the best tumbleweed that the world has ever known. I would do what Vinnie failed to do which is to atone for my previous lifestyle as a criminal. I must admit that I am tad bit disheartened about having to kill my dear friend Vinnie, but whatever he tried to rob me and get me killed by the Yardies so in the end I feel as though he got what was coming to him right? And as for King Courtney; well let's just say he'll get what's coming to him one day I'm sure. Goodbye for now readers; and please remember that sages have feelings too.

 

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