Patrixxx Island: The 24-Part Troll Pasta Epic

EVIL PATTRIXX ISLAND

CHAPTER 1

ONCE I WAS IN MINECRAFT WHEN I GOT A PICTURE FROM MY FRIEND WHICH SHOWED A MUSHROM BIOME AND THE COORDINATES TO SEE IT AND THE SEED. I ENTERED THE SEED, AND I WAS IN A SWAMP. THE SWAMP HAD A VILLAGE IN IT. UNLIKE THOSE VILLAGERS WHICH HAD THE LONG NOES, THEY WERE DEMMIES. ONE WAS SHIT CONCUSSION BLASTING AN ENDERMAN, AND IT DED. SO I DECIDED TO WALK TO THE PLACE THAT HAD THE MUSHROOM BIOME IN IT. I WENT TO IT, AND THERE WERE A LOT OF GINT MUSHROOMS AND MOOSHROMS WERE. I THEN FOUND A CAVE THAT HAD SOME PONIES IN IT.

CHAPTER 2

ME AND THE PONIES MADE A HOUSE. WHEN WE WENT TO SLEEP SOMEPONY KNOCKED ON DA DOR. WHEN I SAW WHO IT WAS, WE CRAPPED OUR PANTS. IT WAS THE KING GAST FROM DA MINECRAP ,MAN. HE SAID "IM GONA KIL YOU EHEHEHEHERUHRSDEFWJIOG9STU9SGT" BUT THEN SOMEONE KILLED IT AND HEROBRINE WAS THE SOMEONE WHO KILLED IT. BUT THEN HEROBRINE DIED BECAUSE OF NOTCH DOING A HEROBRINE FLIP. THEN NOTCH DIED AND GUESS WHO KILLED NOTCH? EVIL PATRIXXX! I DUG THROUGH THE MOOSHROOM SIDE BUT THE PONIES DIED.

BUT ONE WAS DISCORD.

CHAPTER 3

I RAN TO THE CAVE WHERE HAPPY APPY WAS RAPING FOERNSIK. I SAID "HEY FAG" AND HAPPY STOPPED RAPING FORENZIK. I THEN SAID "EVIL PATRIXX IS CHASING ME." THEY THEN SCREAMED, AND I WENT TO THE TOP OF THE ISLAND, AND BLEW OUT THE CORNERS. PATRIXXX COULDN'T GET ME, BECAUSE I WAS ON TOP OF A PEAK 512 BLOKS HIHG.

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