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Revision as of 16:33, 31 August 2016

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File:Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus (Remastered Video)
The original version of the song.

Intro: REACH OUT AND TOUCH DICK!

Chorus: Your own

Personal

Penis

Something to feel the bulge

Something for your girlfrend to nudge

Your own

Personal

Penis

Something to feel the bulge

Something for you to cum

Verse 1: Feeling so horny, when there's no honey

Flesh and boners, making you feel like a loner

Lift up your meaty cunt

And god will give you some!

Prechorus, or something more to the verse: Take the best

Put it to the test

Cum on your chest

Or cum to confess

Prechorus: REACH OUT AND TOUCH DICK!

Chorus: Your own

Personal

Penis

Something to feel the bulge

Something to make your girlfriend nudge

Your own

Personal

Penis

Something to feel the bulge

Something for you to cum

REACH OUT AND TOUCH DICK!

*repeats verse one, and something that follows it*

*repeat chorus*

REACH OUT AND TOUCH DICK!



By Fatal Disease
I only take credit for the lyrics. For the melody and song that's in your mind, that credit goes to Depeche Mode.