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Line 1: ~~[[File:Pete_main_banner.png\|thumb\|242px]]~~ I was one of those guys who would pick up loose change in the middle of a Wal-Mart parking lot, and keep searching till I run into another. Seeing that I am only out of dollars to spend, I just simply wait for a miracle from God himself to give me a sign. Yep, he showed me a sign alright. A sign that I'm fucked. Not knowing what to expect, I had finally found a $1.oo bill! Good ol' George Washington had gave me luck. Thank you Lord Jesus Christ! To spend this miracle money, I went into a Barnes and Noble and saw something from my early childhood... "Pete the Cat". Line 22: I think I'm loosing it... I just recently checked into a mental hospital yesterday, because I tried to commit suicide, not just for attention, or a broken heart... because I knew the truth... the truth of why Pete is happy all the time... And I had read my doctor's nametag. And it read... "Dr. Satan"... [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Demins and Debbils]] [[Category:~~POINTLESS~~Pointless ~~VIOLENCE TOTALLY MAKES IT SCARY U GUIZE~~Violence]] [[Category:And then a skeleton popped out]] [[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] ~~[[Category:Delusional retard that should be in an asylum]]~~ [[Category:TRUE STORY]] {{Comments}}