Pete the Cat meets Satan

I was one of those guys who would pick up loose change in the middle of a Wal-Mart parking lot, and keep searching till I run into another. Seeing that I am only out of dollars to spend, I just simply wait for a miracle from God himself to give me a sign. Yep, he showed me a sign alright. A sign that I'm fucked. Not knowing what to expect, I had finally found a $1.oo bill! Good ol' George Washington had gave me luck. Thank you Lord Jesus Christ!

To spend this miracle money, I went into a Barnes and Noble and saw something from my early childhood... "Pete the Cat".

"I remember this!" I thought to myself.

I saw a Pete the Cat book that had recently made by it's author, and looked at the title.

"Pete the Cat's Luck Runs Out".

I see the cover and saw a picture of Pete staring eye-to-eye with a shadowy figure in the street at night. I opened the book to the first page to see Pete skating down the park. The narrator says, "Pete the Cat is skating down the street till a mysterious stranger came to town!" I saw the same shadowy figure in the distance, this time, he had red eyes.

Another page shows Pete coming face-to-face with no other than... The Devil... He was tall, red, and had the simular goat head from those "Baphomet" pictures, and was spewing fire out from his mouth. The narrator said, "'Who is this guy?' Pete asked, he walked up to the dude to see Satan under that street light!" I saw Pete looking so confused, so was I to be honest.

The second page was the most disturbing... The narrator said that Pete had heard a choir of voices that did not sound human. It wasn't like "I love my new shoes", or "My Buttons". It was the song "Ave Satani" from the film, The Omen. It showed Pete getting his soul snatched from his body and was cast into Hell for all eternity. Throughout the entire book, Pete had to survive what Hell had to offer, then he had to duel Satan with guitars, simular to the game "Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock". Then Pete was finally home, but shaking in fear.

Never had I seen Pete so afraid. I knew, he was genuinly afraid. At the end of the page, his mom had to comfort him in her arms (or front legs) and says in that last text...

"Now you know where your father is..."

That shook me up. I don't know what happened, or why people didn't saw what I saw. When I walked up to the desk manager, I showed her the book, but she said that there is nothing wrong with it. I looked, and it was just the book "Pete the Cat saves Christmas".

I think I'm loosing it... I just recently checked into a mental hospital yesterday, because I tried to commit suicide, not just for attention, or a broken heart... because I knew the truth... the truth of why Pete is happy all the time... And I had read my doctor's nametag. And it read... "Dr. Satan"...

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