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I've been a Pokémon fan for as long as anyone can remember. I've been playing it ever since red and blue. So long I've been a fan that my girlfriend broke up with me because of my addiction. I have an ENTIRE file dedicated to lots of ROMs that are all Pokémon games and Pokémon rom hacks, such as Pokémon Snakewood. One day, I was browsing the interwebs on my Allanwar Firteen Lerpterp looking for a good ROM hack to celebrate my 1,337th completion of Pokémon Emerald and my 80,085th playthrough of Fire Red, when I came upon a ROM claiming to be a ROM hack of Pokémon Yellow, and I grew ecstatic. I didn't even notice that the hack only had 1 star on the site, I just automatically clicked the "Download Now, Cuck!" button next to the custom Box Art of a Pikachu having a Threesome with a Luxray and a Manectrike. I waited a PAINFUL 3 seconds of downloading. When the file finished downloading, I was little but shocked to see the ROM came in a compressed folder. I opened it up out of curiosity, and the ROM came with a picture of the Box Art. When I double clicked it, the image of the Pikachu having the threesome with the Luxray and the Manectrike popped up, but something was different. There was now what seemed to be a dirty mattress under the banging trio, covered in jizz. After about 15 minutes of jacking off to the wonderful image, I reluctantly exited out of the photo and started up VBA (Visual Boy Advance for all of you n00bs out there who are too goody two-shoes to emulate) and opened the game.

 

I've never played another Pokémon game since because I always think it will be "fucking pointless." Oh? The picture? Well, that stayed on my hard drive forever, and made way for some MAJOR jackoff sessions at 1AM. I will never forget what this ROM left me, the majorly smexy picture that I won't show because it's mine. MINE. And the magnificent memories that ButterFreman left behind...

 

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