Pikmin My Nose: Difference between revisions

From Trollpasta Wiki
Jump to navigationJump to search
Content added Content deleted
imported>Purpleandpimpin
(Created page with "thumbvideo|right|300px right|300px Ever since I was a little bitty boy living under the stairs in a corner of th...")
 
imported>Purpleandpimpin
No edit summary
Line 1: Line 1:
[[File:Olimar.jpg|thumb]][[File:Placeholder|video|right|300px]] [[File:Placeholder|right|300px]]
[[File:Olimar.jpg|thumb]][[File:Placeholder|video|right|300px]] [[File:Placeholder|right|300px]]
Ever since I was a little bitty boy living under the stairs in a corner of the basement under the house a half block down the street of Jerry's bait shop, you know the place, I have been a huge fan of Pikmin, as a kid I owned Pikmin everything, Pikmin shirts, Pikmin toys, Pikmin lunchboxes, Pikmin candy, Pikmin posters, Pikmin socks, Pikmin paper, Pikmin clocks, Pikmin TV sets, Pikmin balls, Pikmin wallpaper, Pikmin bed sheets and finally a custom Pikmin home phone, even thou I was the number one Pikmin fan ever I still needed the first game in the Pikmin series, Pikmin.
Ever since I was a little bitty boy living under the stairs in a corner of the basement under the house a half block down the street of Jerry's bait shop, you know the place, I have been a huge fan of Pikmin, as a kid I owned Pikmin everything, Pikmin shirts, Pikmin toys, Pikmin lunchboxes, Pikmin candy, Pikmin posters, Pikmin socks, Pikmin paper, Pikmin clocks, Pikmin TV sets, Pikmin balls, Pikmin wallpaper, Pikmin bed sheets and finally a custom Pikmin home phone, even thou I was the number one Pikmin fan ever I still needed the first game in the Pikmin series, Pikmin.
After school one day I decided to go on a hunt for the super rare first Pikmin game, I went to the local Denny's, McDonald's (where I didn't find the Pikmin game but I got some cool Pikmin happy meal toys and a pretty smokin blow job from a Pikmin themed glory hole in the men's bathroom), OfficeMax, Jerry's bait shop (you know the place), Party City, Radio Shack, Walgreen's, Taco Bell and J. C. Penny's but to my chagrin none of them had it.

==Section heading==
After school one day I decided to go on a hunt for the super rare first Pikmin game, I went to the local Denny's, McDonald's (where I didn't find the Pikmin game but I got some cool Pikmin happy meal toys and a pretty smokin blow job from a Pikmin themed glory hole in the men's bathroom), OfficeMax, Jerry's bait shop (you know the place), Party City, Radio Shack, Walgreen's, Taco Bell and J. C. Penny's but to my chagrin none of them had it.
When I was walking to GameStop from Home Depot as I continued my Pikmin search I meet an old west prospector who said to me "You look like you're looking for a Pikmin game am I right? HEHEHEHOHOHA!"
When I was walking to GameStop from Home Depot as I continued my Pikmin search I meet an old west prospector who said to me "You look like you're looking for a Pikmin game am I right? HEHEHEHOHOHA!"
I answered yes and he said "Good, good because I got a Pikmin game for you but it's CURSED!! YAHAHAHEHEHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I answered yes and he said "Good, good because I got a Pikmin game for you but it's CURSED!! YAHAHAHEHEHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Line 42: Line 45:
I am now stuck in his realm of shit where I am double penetrated over a puddle of hyper realistic blood on a regular basis and forced to write shitty creepy pasta all day every day. Help me... Help me... Please help me.
I am now stuck in his realm of shit where I am double penetrated over a puddle of hyper realistic blood on a regular basis and forced to write shitty creepy pasta all day every day. Help me... Help me... Please help me.



==Section heading==

Write the first section of your page here.


==Section heading==
==Section heading==