Pokemen RedMen Editionz: Difference between revisions

== Chapter 1 ==

I fucking '''love''' pokemon, it was my favorite console. I only played it on the computer using a emulator because reasons. Now I want to play Gameboy in my pokemon. WAIT SHIT SHIT, I wrote the trollpasta wrong, let me restart it. I fucking '''love''' pokemon, it was my favorite game. I only played it on the computer using a emulator because reasons. Now I want to play Pokemon in my GameBoy, but the problem was, I never had a Pokemon cartidige. Now some reason. I heared a glass break sound, I went outside to buy Pokemon Red. but when i went outside, I saw a pokemon cartidge. For some strange reason the. The cover looked very bery weird cause I am cool. Wait I mean, cause I dont know. Fucking stupid me. Alright cheeky scrubs. Let me send you the picture of the cover, just wait. just gotta set up the camera. Andddd!

 

Yep, you saw it. The title of the cover was writed like a fucking idiot wrote this to make it creepy. So, I got my Gameboyizille. Put the cartridge in. And I was ready to play the game. OK seriously? Is this a hack?

 

I was spooped. Ok just let me take a screenshot of that, getting stuff ready's. adapter, PC, lightshot.

 

Yep, you saw it, the title screen.

 

I paused the game, I checked his status. and...

He looks terryfing now, it's like, he's a bootleg penis. His name is now "..." , his money was unknown and the time...was....666:666

 

 

10 minutes later, he arrived. He came with all of the goodies hacker, goodies hacker, g and I took all of it. I am such a madman. I took the cartridge out, put it in my DVD-ROM drive and opened my goody good Good Hack er. Once it opened the ROM, I realized that the hacker good hack software is using Assembly, the hardest programming language in the world. It's so hard only people with 100+ IQ can work with Assembly, but sadly, I only have 1 IQ. As a way to solve this, I decided to go back to school to improve my IQ. 50 years later, I finally did it, I reached the ultimate IQ no one has ever fucking seen. Ever. I had an IQ of '''9,223,372,036,854,775,807. '''You heard me, an IQ of '''9,223,372,036,854,775,807'''. I went back to my PC, and I finally started reading the games code, line by line. The code though, seemed really unusual. After I finished reading the whole code of the game, my PC shutdown. I heard someone whisper "Super Mario In Real Life", I was extremely confused, and spooked ''(citation needed). ''I responded with "Spaghetti?". I decided to DM my friend who keeps on crying about how his trollpastas keep on getting deleted on Discord. I asked him "Do you know anything about Pokemon RedMen Edition?", but he did not respond with anything. 1 hour later, he responded, I decided to check what he said, and he just said "Super Mario In Real Life". Alright, is this some type of satanic ritual that I do not know of? I kept asking myself that until my computer turned on...

What.