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But there was still those nostalgic memories I wanted to relive. After a quick search online, I was able to find a mint-condition Pokemon Stadium cartridge on eBay. After five days of strong anticipation, I finally had reunited with one of my most cherished childhood memories: my favorite game for my favorite console.
 
With intense excitement running through me, I placed the game into the N64 while dressed in my homemade Pikachu outfit and pressed start. It showed the N64 as it normally would, but something seemed…offseemed...off. Rather than Pikachu cheerfully say "Pika!" upon the logo's appearance, it sounded as if it yelled "PIKA!!!" in pain, similar to when you KO Pikachu in Super Smash Bros by hitting him into the sky a la Team Rocket. I chalked up the change the time distance between my last play and start as the cutscene began.
 
From that point on, everything was normal. The opening screen, menu, and city selection screen looked perfectly normal. I decided to relish in the minigames before doing any battles. But that was when things got weird.
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Like the clefairy game, the pikachus and voltorbs looked incredibly scared of some sort of impending event.
 
The game began with me racing to first due to my strong button-mashing skills. In but second's I had won…butwon...but would soon regret it.
 
The lightning built up in the lightning rod as it should have, but the pikachus and voltorb let out a scream in agony as the lightning hit them. Once it'd cleared, they were lying dead on the ground, their bodies charred into revolting blacks and brown. It didn't look cartoony or charcoal-like either, but with blisters and charred flesh. Like before, the music and title appeared.
 
I was shocked, but I moved on…tryingon...trying to ration any possible lightheartedness out of this game. However, it only got worse.
 
The Lickitung game. They were eating putrid (and often toxic) items that would make them constantly throw up everything they'd eaten. There were red chunks and streaks in their vomit.
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"1P wins!"
 
Every game featured some sort of gruesome twist on the old games I knew and loved. Each was worse than the last, and the pokemon seemed to become more fearful as the game went on…almoston...almost as if begging me to spare them.
 
In a grueling half-hour, I'd played every game. However, the screen went to colorful static after the last game was won, and the console shut down. I should have been thankful…butthankful...but for some reason, for some reason…Ireason...I turned it back on.
 
All there was was some text. No Pikachu sound, not N64 logo, just text.
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"No."
 
.....
 
"Did you have fun?"
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I decided to do the crazy thing. Talk to my TV.
 
"I…II...I don't know."
 
There was a long pause, about thirty seconds.
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"M-Mega game?"
 
"After all you've played, you'll love it…it....."
 
.....
 
 
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Yes or no.
 
...
 
…Why...Why the hell did I press yes?
 
"Very well then. It's time to play a new game…game..."
 
...
 
"DON'T DIE."
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The screen went black, leaving my bedroom in total darkness. Even the light on the N64 went out.
 
I navigated through the darkness to examine the TV. It was off…butoff...but the game console was still warm, as if it was still on.
 
Then...
Then…
 
I heard something. I heard a rattling noise come from the wooden casing the television was perched on. I reached out to touch the TV, it was vibrating. The screen flashed on, the brightest static possible prompting me to jump back and shied my eyes. The TV was shaking to the point where it was completely noticeable.
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She looked up at the floor within reach, back to me, then regrettably ran off.
 
"Alright, Sean Turner wants to battle…battle..." I said as I managed to jump onto the back of its hand. I aimed the bazooka right towards its mouth.
 
"SEAN TURNER USED EXPLOSION!!!"
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I climbed onto the edge, laying on my back and gasping for air. I only saw the ceiling at first, but it was suddenly occupied by the face of the girl who was only a minute ago trying to kill me.
 
"You…youYou...you saved us all."
 
"…yeah...yeah. I did."
 
Upon that phrase, her face started to change. What was once a face of wonder and astonishment became a look of gratefulness, attraction…andattraction...and a hint of passion.
 
She leaned over me till she was only a few inches from my face.
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"Why are you wearing a Pikachu suit?"
 
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