Pokemon NES: Difference between revisions

Now I'm an avid video game player and I'm a fan of the old NES games. Now I was on Facebook when a message from my cousin Tavo popped up saying that he got a new NES. I shed a nostalgic tear and asked Tavo to come over to show me the NES (I was in Miami at the time). It was in a box at the time and we got a letter opener to unbox it. It had every game I knew of even the awful Ninja Turtles game. However, we noticed a cartridge with no sticker that simply said "Pokémon".

 

When I sent out Charizard against the weaker Bulbasaur, it said Go! Satan. Now I became very scared, I almost shat my pants. The only battle options were kill and run. I chose it and Charizard rushed at Bulbasaur and burnt it but Bulbasaur screamed as it burned showing its muscles, bones and organs. It looked to HQ for an NES to display.

 

 

Now I yanked out the cartridge and smashed it with a hammer. I called the Pokémon creator to see if he could come for an interview. I talked to the creator of Pokémon about the NES Pokémon game. The creator of Pokémon asked where I heard about it and I told him everything. This was his response about it:

 

I have never forgotten the game and I have constant nightmares about it. One nightmare involves seeing those sad little faces of Pokémon getting tortured while an adult woman's laughter is heard. One day I went on my computer and I discovered something truly shocking. It was an image I had never seen before. It was a bloody Bulbasaur, burned and scalded.

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