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I bet you know the Pokemon Pelipper. But I bet you
now, in an overly long detailed explanation. It
You know TF2, right? Well, the main villain is Grey Mann, who launches the robots. He has gray in his name, and Pelipper eats fish which are mostly gray, so they are automatically brothers. Bowser from Mario is mostly yellow. So is
Now you know that Pelipper is evil! But what will he do with such evil powers? Destroy the world, of course. In Pokémon mystery dungeon.........,
Rayquaza has to destroy the meteor in the first mystery
dungeon games. He has yellow markings.
of his non-existing nose. Why? That works, damn it!
Pelipper is often seen in the second mystery dungeon games.
Pokemon who are often seen often attack you. Pelipper is evil.
pupils are black. Darkrai is black. This means that he is secretly Darkrai who
took control of Primal Dialga and Palkia to DESTROY YOUUUUUU! Also Pelipper is
partly Blue and Dialga is also blue. Evil.
time we established this fact. You know who else is black and yellow? GIRATINA!
And Giratina is like the devil in pokemon. Of course,
Now, go to Pokemon mystery dungeon gates to infinity. In
that game, the main villain outside of the Bittercold is Kyurem. Kyurem has a
yellow gemstone in his forehead. You know what else is yellow?
BEAK!!!!!!!1!!!!!one!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!111111111111 Pelipper created the winds
of despair to create the Bittercold! It all makes sense now! It
fuck you, people will eat this theory up like
us like
theories are!
Greetings, RED Engineer and Mr. Skeleton.
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