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The Hobo had no time to even react as the grenade ended up exploding in his hands causing the house to become a mess of fire and madly rendered animation. While the Hobo died instantly from the explosion. Handsome Squidward didn't, and began dancing through the house while screaming, "noooooooo!" He did this while really out of place Italian opera music played in the background. Squidward then collapsed on the floor dead, as the end credits began to play. They were normal. There was however a post credit scene which featured some really dumb people giving each other presents. However, one of these dumb people was a stupid little shrew, and she ended up shaking the present which caused the cake inside of the present to become completely useless. Upon looking inside the present, the dumb little shrew pulled an incredibly shocked face but then laughed it off by saying, "it's my birthday!" Her voice was incredibly gruff sounding. Although, the incredibly fat judge laughed at her antics he began sobbing heavily. According to my sources, every night, that judge cries himself to sleep. Some story. Some Luca.

I myself began living a normal life by breaking into people's homes, and stealing their books because I've become quite an arsehole thanks to Mr Big's influence. I never thought that one bad bootleg could have such disastrous consequences. So, guess it's true what they say in Hollywood; perhaps society is to blame. Now if you excuse me friends I've got a house party up near Fort Wallace to attend. I'm going to impress the party goers with my rad dancing moves. I had previously tried to impress the people who rode my trains with my rad dancing moves, but I had no such luck due to Mr Big waving his finger in front of me while pulling an incredibly smug face. Oh my giddy aunt there is so much smug in this story! If there's anymore smug I think I'm gonna shit myself. So, if you're ever in a cafe and you think the cashier looks an awful lot like Sylvester Stallone; get the fuck out of there! Run and don't look back. Maybe then you'll be safe, and though I've grown old the bell still rings for me as it does for all those who truly believe.

 

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