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His daily morning routine was not near complete. He still had to overlook the Little Black Squash Ball maker.And the Centipedes...oh man those were his favorite. How he turned giddy as he watched thousands of little black worms become transformed almost effortlessly into Centipedes. Although beinga Centipede was good enough, the Rat King knew he must bestow upon each a tender kiss, as if he christened them into their new flawless existence. Truly superior to their previous form, being a Centipede must have been nothing short of heavenly. For three hours the Rat King rubbed and whispered his admiration to the non-judging efficient machines. He knew that he would soon be caught by the owner, and flogged like he usually was, but that didn't matter to him. He would endure all the pain and punishment if only to see one more Potato Knish be formed. There truly is no better life than that of a Centipede.... |
His daily morning routine was not near complete. He still had to overlook the Little Black Squash Ball maker.And the Centipedes...oh man those were his favorite. How he turned giddy as he watched thousands of little black worms become transformed almost effortlessly into Centipedes. Although beinga Centipede was good enough, the Rat King knew he must bestow upon each a tender kiss, as if he christened them into their new flawless existence. Truly superior to their previous form, being a Centipede must have been nothing short of heavenly. For three hours the Rat King rubbed and whispered his admiration to the non-judging efficient machines. He knew that he would soon be caught by the owner, and flogged like he usually was, but that didn't matter to him. He would endure all the pain and punishment if only to see one more Potato Knish be formed. There truly is no better life than that of a Centipede.... |
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