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"Movement has been detected on your front porch," the notification on my phone says. I have a camera in my doorbell that sends me a message every time someone is on my porch.
 
Cursing, I pull up the camera feed on my phone. Sure enough, it's that owl again, pecking at my doorbell. It almost looks like the mascot for that one language app. You know…know... the one that teaches you how to speak Spanish and whatnot. But I haven't used that app in years. Maybe the owl's angry because I've missed so many daily lessons?
 
Well, I'm going to teach that OWL a lesson. My face contorts into a sneer as I pull my pistol out of my pants and click off the safety. I march over to the door and stick my pistol over the doorbell.
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"Shoot WHAT?!" the other man demands.
 
I wince. "The…The... the owl?"
 
I point out the window.