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(Created page with "“Movement has been detected on your front porch,” the notification on my phone says. I have a camera in my doorbell that sends me a message every time someone is on my porch. Cursing, I pull up the camera feed on my phone. Sure enough, it’s that owl again, pecking at my doorbell. It almost looks like the mascot for that one language app. You know… the one that teaches you how to speak Spanish and whatnot. But I haven’t used that app in years. Maybe the owl’s...") |
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Cursing, I pull up the camera feed on my phone. Sure enough,
Well,
Only
Maybe
I hear a pained yell outside. I look out the window to see a man lying on the ground a few feet away from my front porch.
The man on the ground suddenly gets to his feet. He and his friend both march over to my door and rip it off its hinges.
I hold up my hands.
I wince.
I point out the window.
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Only the owl is gone.
The men
I aim my gun at them. They knock it out of my hand and punch me in the face, bowling me to the ground. Then they both bend over me and start beating me senseless with their bare hands.
The two of them are shattering every bone in my body one by one. I release a gargled cry from my throat. My head lolls, and my gaze wanders out the window.
The owl is back. And
The men finally get bored. One raises his foot over my head and brings it down. I feel my skull fracture into pieces.
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