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{{note|This is a parody of all those stupid 'mysterious ritual' stories going around. Don't take it seriously.}}
If you go in the woods near mile marker 47 on Interstate 99, you should search for the beast. If you manage to kill this beast, you can live forever. I will tell you how. The month needs to be outside the hunting season. Take a military grade flamethrower and go into the woods. Look around until you find the beast. It should look like a giant humanoid squirrel. Hit it with the flamethrower. Take the blood out of
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