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I saw a 1 one thousand dollar bill on the ground. I tried to pick it up and I ended up breaking my fingers. The blood came out of the dollar bill and began turning into tentacles. The tentacle began consensually fucking me. All my holes were being penetrated horribly. My eyes turned Blood Red. My iris' turned bright green. My hair became snakes. My skin became yellow. My body turned into a spiders. I took the dollar and tore it to pieces. After my rage attack, I turned back into a human being. My holes still ached from the evil tentacles. I pulled a lighter out of my pocket along with my flask. I poured the alcohal on the ground where the torn up dollar was. I lit the paper on fire and then my legs caught on fire. I turned back into the spider demon and put it out with my spit. Sadly for me, it was acid, and I burned my leg off. I was in an even bigger rage. I ran towards the nearest city and killed everybody. Just then, the government sent in their military to kill me, lead by George Carlin. They fired their tanksat me, as I wiped out an entire orphanage. I spit my acid at the tanks, melting them instantly. Just then, Ringo Starr came in with his evil Teletubbies Army as they began tearing all of my limbs off, leaving me crippled. Just then, I grew new limbs and killed the Teletubbies Army. I transformed back into a human. I began helping civilians... and then they turned on me. They beat me up, stabbed me, broke my hands, legs, jaw, nose, knees, and penis. They tied a piece of rope to my neck and ankles, then tied those two ropes to a police car. The police car drove towards a burning building. The cop jumped out as the car hit the burning building. The car exploded as I died a horrible death. Then The Rage Came Back. Dun Dun Dun!

 

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