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Images of dead dogs flashed upon the screen. I saw my dead pitball named Princess (He always used to brutally murder small children). I vomited. It was super gross. Suddenly, the track got wavey. It felt like it was going on forever. And I was only on the second lap, mind you.
The final lap started. For some reason, a MIDI version of '
''<nowiki/>'You will pay for your sins.''' This freaked me out. What sins? What did I do? Then, the next track began. It was called Ranbow Road. I ignored the obvious misspelling of the word Rainbow. The track wasn't normal. It seemed broken and cracked. Lakitu had a set of what looked like musty human teeth. I was terrified and for good reason. This was hell!
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''<nowiki/>'I won, but at what cost?''' This reminded me of a Wario meme. As in the meme with him in the clouds of Heaven with that exact piece of text next to Wario? Yeah. The third track was called Gaybow Road. This felt offensive. Pride Flags were everyone. The music was in G-Major. The screen started to flash. Showing disturbing things like maggots and worms. I vomited. There was only one lap. It aburtly ended. The last track was next. It was called Painbow Road. I knew that there was gonna be blood and stuff.
There was. From hyper-realistic blood, to scary and moist-looking skeletons and other scary stuff. It had it all. However, this race had 2 laps. All pf the same tracks had the same layout. But this one had some things wrong. As mentioned, the music was backwards. There were signs telling me to turn back. I ignored them because
Yeah. The next thing that happened was that the game popped out like a toaster and I caught it in midair. Talk about a trickshot! I took the game and I sold it. I never saw it ever again…
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