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Allow
me to be frank, I have no investment in the "My little
nor do I want to.
one knight I was up till 3 in the morning playing Drakengard 3. Why that game?
I
existence above my house, said thunderstorm cut the power to my house shrouding
it in inky darkness. Despite my house being maximum dark I could hear all
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"My
soul must feast upon thy blood to survive!
"No.
I said
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"Well
The horse squealed and rushed me in
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"You
foul human, you have overstepped your bounds! Now die!
all its heads struck. I was overwhelmed and knocked backwards, landing sprawled
on the floor.
"Now
DIIIIIIIIE!
cover my head with my arms and wait for the inevitable pain. My last word was
"HELP!
...
No pain? What was happening? I looked up and saw a scrawny
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"I knew following the stench of stagnation would lead
to a cornucopia of fun!
slash at it. While the boy was distracting the horse I scooted away and hid in
the shadow of my garage.
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While to boy was preoccupied with
fighting the worms he failed to notice the
punched into my house.
"neighehehehehehe!
chortled the horse as it advanced on the boy, but it stopped ¾ of the way there
and turned to look up at my roof.
"I'm
amazed
low as possible you still manage to fail to live up to them.
Looking
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creature.
"Jibril shut up!
house, one arm dangling limply and his hoody turning red with fresh blood. "I
had this under control!
"Silence you failure!
off my roof and slammed her foot into the horses head, crushing it instantly.
The body continued to spasm for a moment before settling down. "
the
"What
do you know? He sees my merit and treats me better because of it!
Slap
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"You
insufferable wretch, the Karcist has dealt with hundreds like you in the past, you
are nothing special to him.
"Oh
really? If
"That
is information you do not need to know. Now we will return to the Kiraak and
report your failure.
"What!
Already? B-but I
"Due
to incompetence you have lost the privilege.
"But
what about him!
Jeff
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"Let
the jailers take care of it.
the air and threw Jeff inside it. She looked at me for a few second before
disappearing through the portal. It closed immediately afterward.
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Naturally a house getting destroyed
would be a subject of discussion among the townsfolk and I had a number of people
ask about it.
and then change the subject.
About a week later some black vans
arrived in town, the people inside asked me a few questions about the event,
fixed my house then wiped
However one night as I was walking home from a
caused the events of that night to rush back to me in a tidal wave. So yeah,
exhibit at my local aquarium for three weeks.
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