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Allow
me to be frank, I have no investment in the "My little pony" (MLP) universe,
nor do I want to.
one knight I was up till 3 in the morning playing Drakengard 3. Why that game?
I
existence above my house, said thunderstorm cut the power to my house shrouding
it in inky darkness. Despite my house being maximum dark I could hear all
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"HELP!"
...
No pain? What was happening? I looked up and saw a scrawny
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While to boy was preoccupied with
fighting the worms he failed to notice the
punched into my house.
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and turned to look up at my roof.
"I'm
amazed Jeff" said a slightly feminine voice "even when my expectations are as
low as possible you still manage to fail to live up to them."
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"Silence you failure!" snapped Jibril as she jumped
off my roof and slammed her foot into the horses head, crushing it instantly.
The body continued to spasm for a moment before settling down. "
the
"What
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"Oh
really? If
"That
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"What!
Already? B-but I
"Due
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Naturally a house getting destroyed
would be a subject of discussion among the townsfolk and I had a number of people
ask about it.
and then change the subject.
About a week later some black vans
arrived in town, the people inside asked me a few questions about the event,
fixed my house then wiped
However one night as I was walking home from a
caused the events of that night to rush back to me in a tidal wave. So yeah,
exhibit at my local aquarium for three weeks.
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