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Allow
me to be frank, I have no investment in the “My"My little pony” (MLP) universe,
nor do I want to. I’ve seen the cesspool that is the shows fandom. Regardless
one knight I was up till 3 in the morning playing Drakengard 3. Why that game?
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living room.
 
"My
“My
soul must feast upon thy blood to survive!” it croaked
 
“No"No.”
I said
 
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with knives.
 
"Well
“Well
shit”  
 
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was then I realized I did not have any form of spark.
 
"You
“You
foul human, you have overstepped your bounds! Now die!” hissed the horse before
all its heads struck. I was overwhelmed and knocked backwards, landing sprawled
on the floor.
 
"Now
“Now
DIIIIIIIIE!” it screeched as each worm struck like a snake; all I could do was
cover my head with my arms and wait for the inevitable pain. My last word was
 
“HELP"HELP!” 
 
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assume was an attempt to be intimidating.
 
“I"I knew following the stench of stagnation would lead
to a cornucopia of fun!” he cackled before rushing the horse and trying to
slash at it. While the boy was distracting the horse I scooted away and hid in
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punched into my house.
 
"neighehehehehehe!”
“neighehehehehehe!”
chortled the horse as it advanced on the boy, but it stopped ¾ of the way there
and turned to look up at my roof.
 
"I’m
“I’m
amazed Jeff” said a slightly feminine voice “even"even when my expectations are as
low as possible you still manage to fail to live up to them.”
 
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creature.
 
“Jibril"Jibril shut up!” yelled Jeff as he hobbled out of my
house, one arm dangling limply and his hoody turning red with fresh blood. “I"I
had this under control!”
 
“Silence"Silence you failure!” snapped Jibril as she jumped
off my roof and slammed her foot into the horses head, crushing it instantly.
The body continued to spasm for a moment before settling down. “You’ve"You’ve mistaken
the Karcist’s words for favoritism and have become arrogant because of it.”
 
"What
“What
do you know? He sees my merit and treats me better because of it!”
 
Slap
 
"You
“You
insufferable wretch, the Karcist has dealt with hundreds like you in the past, you
are nothing special to him.”
 
"Oh
“Oh
really? If that’s the case then why does he never actually punish me?”
 
"That
“That
is information you do not need to know. Now we will return to the Kiraak and
report your failure.”
 
"What!
“What!
Already? B-but I haven’t even killed anyone!”
 
"Due
“Due
to incompetence you have lost the privilege.”
 
"But
“But
what about him!”
 
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said pointing to me, my heart stopping as he said it.
 
"Let
“Let
the jailers take care of it.” Jibril replied coldly as she tore open a hole in
the air and threw Jeff inside it. She looked at me for a few second before