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Allow
me to be frank, I have no investment in the "My little pony" (MLP) universe,
nor do I want to. I’veI've seen the cesspool that is the shows fandom. Regardless
one knight I was up till 3 in the morning playing Drakengard 3. Why that game?
I don’tdon't know. But anywho since it was summer a thunderstorm vibrated into
existence above my house, said thunderstorm cut the power to my house shrouding
it in inky darkness. Despite my house being maximum dark I could hear all
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While to boy was preoccupied with
fighting the worms he failed to notice the horse’shorse's muscular arms and was
punched into my house.
 
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and turned to look up at my roof.
 
"I'm
"I’m
amazed Jeff" said a slightly feminine voice "even when my expectations are as
low as possible you still manage to fail to live up to them."
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"Silence you failure!" snapped Jibril as she jumped
off my roof and slammed her foot into the horses head, crushing it instantly.
The body continued to spasm for a moment before settling down. "You’veYou've mistaken
the Karcist’sKarcist's words for favoritism and have become arrogant because of it."
 
"What
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"Oh
really? If that’sthat's the case then why does he never actually punish me?"
 
"That
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"What!
Already? B-but I haven’thaven't even killed anyone!"
 
"Due
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Naturally a house getting destroyed
would be a subject of discussion among the townsfolk and I had a number of people
ask about it. I’dI'd always just blame the storm and say a tree fell on my house
and then change the subject.
 
About a week later some black vans
arrived in town, the people inside asked me a few questions about the event,
fixed my house then wiped everyone’severyone's memory, including mine.
 
However one night as I was walking home from a
friend’sfriend's house I was saw Jeff luring in the bushes nier my house. Evidently it
caused the events of that night to rush back to me in a tidal wave. So yeah,
that’sthat's where this story came from, send help I’veI've been sleeping in the penguin
exhibit at my local aquarium for three weeks.      
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