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I walked through the cereal aisle. As I looked for my precious Honey Nut Cheerios, I spotted several others, Frosted Flakes, Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, then I spotted it out of the corner of my
The other cereals were burnt cadavers, including my beloved Honey Nut Cheerios. All that stood was that goddamn Raisin Bran. I cried,
I then saw it from out of nowhere, a trash can came flying from the flames. It hit the cursed box of Raisin Bran, obliterating it instantly. A figure then stepped through the flames, my eyes widened when I saw who it was. It was none other than Danny DeVito
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