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(Created page with "{{Note|This is a fictional comedy story meant to entertain people. Don't take it seriously.}} Hello. Um I'm a little nervous. Why am I feeling a little nervous? Well that's because dear friends, I have never made one of these before. I never for once thought in all my days on the Alaskan police force that I would ever have to make something like this. My name is Gordy and I work as a high-ranking officer for the police department of Alaska. It's back breaking work or ra...")
 
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The episode then ended with Raoul giving Bill a tour of Ducktown from above, Aldo was accompanying them via a hot air balloon being driven by Cecil. Raoul ended up dropping Bill who screamed, "RAOUL," as he fell towards an old saw mill begging Aldo to get him a bag of chips. Raoul shrugged the most smug shrug that I've ever seen Raoul pull as he looked at the screen and remarked, "butter feathers!" After that, the credits played like normal only for a post credit scene to appear which had Raoul himself talking to the screen. He was the Doctor all along! Sorry, I meant that Raoul was alive the entire time! Oh joyous days! Oh Raoul I was wrong all this time we should preserve our historic landmarks. Raoul somehow then proceeded to climb out from my television, and while he was doing that Boog ended up finally coming out from the restroom and began waving at me which caused me to look at the wall clock and learn that it was way past Boog's bedtime. "Boog!" I yelled with rage before continuing with, "get the fuck to bed!" Boog smiled a warm smile before vomiting some cheerio's all over Raoul who looked very disgusted which is completely understandable. Using a piece of tissue paper to wipe off all of the sick covering him, Raoul whined, "now I can see why Senior Bill hates it so whenever I empty my guts out onto him." After Boog excused himself from the room, I asked why Raoul was here since to my knowledge he was just a fictional character. "Oh you really are a stupid Gordy!" Raoul laughed as he then continued with, "I was always real but you just didn't know it yet. I mean think about it; who do you think founded that damn Raoul Club in the first place?" "Um Mr Rassendyll." I said sheepishly completely unlike how I usually am. "Don't be a bigger idiot than you already are Gordy, twas I who founded the club and everyone at the club are personal followers of mine. Once upon a time, I used to have another fan club up in Ducktown, but then they received a visit in the night.
 
Raoul and I busied ourselves by getting some coffee at the local coffee hut in Grigg Town, with Raoul explaining that he had entrusted his good friend Professor Lionmane to create an episode of Sitting Ducks which would change my opinion on not just Raoul but crows in general. So, as you can quite clearly see, it’sit's all coming together like a beautiful synagogue. Having some new found confidence, I decided to right my wrongs by admitting my wrongs and apologizing to everyone not just the patrons of Club Raoul, but the entire crow populace of Alaska too. Heading back to Club Raoul, I discovered that it was just about to be closed down by the health department because the club was promoting people to be mean to ducks. Mr Rassendyll and his fellow club attendees were making their way down a nearby hill. I tried to get them to reconsider but all they did was respond by glaring at my unbuttoned shirt collar. I really do need to learn how to do that don’tdon't I, my pork? I pulled up an old soap box and stood atop it as I sang, “but"but don’tdon't you see Raoul needs us terribly? We’veWe've got in us to be a huge success.”" Everyone began tearing up at my little musical number, even the incredibly sinister police officer who had placed the condemned sign on the club’sclub's entrance was so moved by my singing that he actually started weeping like a little donkey. Oh, that police officer is indeed incredibly sinister and is known to smile menacingly at people as they try and explain why their accidental littering was actually the result of a rise in the silicon mass.
 
Club Raoul was allowed to open it’sit's doors once again, with everyone being happy to attend in fact pretty much everyone in Alaska started attending the club including yours truly. Sadly, Raoul has not quite forgiven me for my previous harsh words about him and his fellow crows so he grabbed me by the neck with his immense strength as he proclaimed, “looks"looks like you could do with a job!”" Also, while saying this, Raoul was looking at me with the most smug grin that has ever been smugged. I never until this day that one little crow was capable of being so smug, but now I do. I was given a very DISGUSTING job which involved me having to give Raoul massages every now and then. Not all the time as Raoul was no sadist. My job was to massage Raoul’sRaoul's back and pull disgusting barnacles out from his back but I don’tdon't care as I have begun to realise that I have a bit of a thing for ole Raoul’sRaoul's beaky beak. I deserved it too as I was very rude to the crows, but now I am very nice to them and often throw them some veggie burgers whenever I sit on a bench overlooking the sea. I do hope that one day that I may be as cool as a crow, but until that day I’mI'm loving Raoul instead.
 
{{by|Bruno Tattagllia}}
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