Raymanless in Los Angeles

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It was a hard day at school, I fapped 9 times. Then I came home, get it? CAME home, yea. But when I arrived home I saw my Rayman game I bought on eBay. When I put the game in my PS2 I noticed something shake, I ignored it and started playing. Then the game was different you saw Rayman killing a child! well actually it was a woman. I carried on playing, because you know. Instead of stop playing it and sending it back to the eBay seller. Then I saw Rayman being aggressive to Globox, you really heard the anger in Rayman's voice and then Rayman suddenly popped up and said: "why do you fap so much?". I decided then to stop playing.

Later that night I fapped some more and then I felt the urge to play GTA V. But when I started playing I saw Rayman disemboweling Franklin, I was terrified and ran away outside with my pants still down and cum leaking out of my dick and ran to the police station. I got then arrested for public nudity, then I managed to bail myself out and decided to go on twitter to look at some celebrities. I especially liked Ariana Grande, I respected her beauty and her art and never fapped on her.

Then she suddenly tweeted that she was at N orange drive were is live, which at first wasn't a surprise to me because the TCL theatre was just right around the corner. But later on she tweeted: "I am waiting". And then I looked outside and saw a bunch of menstruating fan girls fapping. I took my chance and walked outside and decided to try and talk to her, but then suddenly a body guard said that I had to be careful for going outside, I thought it was nothing serious and walked outside and saw Ariana Grande's skinny corpse whipped on the road, and all of those fan girls of her were still fapping on her corpse. But in closer inspection I realized it was Iggy Azalea, and didn't care and walked away. And then later she tweeted that she was away so I didn't care. But then I realized that it looked like Iggy Azalea got punched to death. And it look like it was from a distance, unreachable if you don't have any arms. And then I realized that the Starbucks was still open and got some coffee and pissed in the coffee makers eye. When I was sent out of the Starbucks I realized I didn't even started playing that Rayman game.

When I started playing it again and instead of all this time I can just return it to the guy on eBay, I decided to just carry on and play it because I'm so smart. Then the game started normally again and then Rayman had blood cum out of his eyes. I found that hot so I fapped while suffocating myself with a belt and died of an cheese over dose. And I managed to type this to tell you that the game is cool and kills celebrities you don't like. So yeah, That rocks!

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