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==Mario== |
==Mario== |
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The Mario action figure was a rather terrible idea. The entire body was made out of bouncy rubber, except the head. The head was made of steel. This caused younger children to either throw it or bounce it, causing it to fall onto their head. The head was hollow, however, and only caused slight blood loss and bruises. |
The Mario action figure was a rather terrible idea. The entire body was made out of bouncy rubber, except the head. The head was made of steel. This caused younger children to either throw it or bounce it, causing it to fall onto their head. The head was hollow, however, and only caused slight blood loss and bruises. |
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==Luigi== |
==Luigi== |
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The website, now defunct, had shown five extra toys for "Wave two". Donkey Kong's feature was unknown. Invincible Mario and Luigi flashed rapidly and would have caused seziures. King Teresa (King Boo) was a mega bouncy ball made from rubber and springs. The crown was bronze and iron. Kirby was also shown to fuction like a vacuum cleaner. A Killer (Bullet Bill) was also in the picture, but no function was given nor was it made known it would be a toy. Another list was given with Ganon, Link, Zelda, and Epona. Finally, three forms of Kirby were given along withh King Dedede, Escargon, and Meta Knight. Another list featured Sonic characters. Kirby was pre-ordered at a Toys R Us when the company shut down. The Kirby toys were sent to the houses whom did so. |
The website, now defunct, had shown five extra toys for "Wave two". Donkey Kong's feature was unknown. Invincible Mario and Luigi flashed rapidly and would have caused seziures. King Teresa (King Boo) was a mega bouncy ball made from rubber and springs. The crown was bronze and iron. Kirby was also shown to fuction like a vacuum cleaner. A Killer (Bullet Bill) was also in the picture, but no function was given nor was it made known it would be a toy. Another list was given with Ganon, Link, Zelda, and Epona. Finally, three forms of Kirby were given along withh King Dedede, Escargon, and Meta Knight. Another list featured Sonic characters. Kirby was pre-ordered at a Toys R Us when the company shut down. The Kirby toys were sent to the houses whom did so. |
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[[Category:Deletion Log Refugees]] |
[[Category:Deletion Log Refugees]] |
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[[Category:Mario]] |
[[Category:Mario]] |
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[[Category:English Class Failure]] |
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[[Category:Paukymaun]] |
[[Category:Paukymaun]] |
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[[Category:TRUE STORY]] |
[[Category:TRUE STORY]] |
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[[Category:POINTLESS VIOLENCE TOTALLY MAKES IT SCARY U GUIZE]] |
[[Category:POINTLESS VIOLENCE TOTALLY MAKES IT SCARY U GUIZE]] |
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[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] |
[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] |
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[[Category:Sonic]] |
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[[Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!]] |
[[Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!]] |
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[[Category:That just raises more questions!]] |
[[Category:That just raises more questions!]] |
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