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''Q: Why should we eliminate grammar misuse? |
''Q: Why should we eliminate grammar misuse?'' |
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A: The internet is corrupt. No one is safe. Our language is being destroyed. |
''A: The internet is corrupt. No one is safe. Our language is being destroyed.'' |
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Q: What do you do with people who misuse grammar? |
''Q: What do you do with people who misuse grammar?'' |
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A: Get rid of them. |
''A: Get rid of them.'' |
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Q: How do I report someone to you? |
''Q: How do I report someone to you?'' |
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A: Send me a message over YouTube. |
''A: Send me a message over YouTube.'' |
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Thank you for helping me save the world.'' |
''Thank you for helping me save the world.'' |
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''Dear ExplodingBananNa |
''Dear ExplodingBananNa'' |
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You did not listen. |
''You did not listen.'' |
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You decided not to listen. |
''You decided not to listen.'' |
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I warned you. |
''I warned you.'' |
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You did not listen. |
''You did not listen.'' |
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You will face the consequences. |
''You will face the consequences.'' |
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~Realtext the Grammarnazi'' |
''~Realtext the Grammarnazi'' |
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My dad showed the paper to the rest of the family. We were all in shock. My mom almost started crying. Realtext was in our house. We had to get out, before it was too late. |
My dad showed the paper to the rest of the family. We were all in shock. My mom almost started crying. Realtext was in our house. We had to get out, before it was too late. |
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''Dear ExplodingBananNa |
''Dear ExplodingBananNa'' |
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First I will take your dog. |
''First I will take your dog.'' |
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I will enjoy its blood like pork. |
''I will enjoy its blood like pork.'' |
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Then you will be next. |
''Then you will be next.'' |
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I am not only writing text. |
''I am not only writing text.'' |
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You WILL face the consequences. |
''You WILL face the consequences.'' |
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~Realtext the Grammarnazi'' |
''~Realtext the Grammarnazi'' |
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