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K, let me start off by saying that I am a HUGE CoD fanboy! I am a college student at ''
Last Thursday I was fucking around with my friends, Reggie Fils-Aime and some other unimportant people. Then I saw this weird looking Call of Duty (which I'm a fan of btw) game sticking out of the trash can near my house. It said ''Call of Duty: Modded WarFail 3: Wrath of Gabe Newell: Resurrection: Erection: STD Infection: In Your Pelvic Section: The Movie: The Game: HD''. I got a nostalgic boner when I saw this and decided to invite my friends to my house to play it, but then I realised that I
I pick yes but that introduction tho, it was wickity wack!!! It showed Fails from the Sanic series and Lucario getting
It was Soldier (remember him?) from tf2 getting
I thought
The screen went blank with BIG RED TEXT (Basically the screen didn’t go blank).▼
Before I knew it I was in the game, I was tied to the chair like Alex Mason (remember him?) there was a thing on my head that prevented me from talking but I was somehow able to scream. I kept screaming for da lulz until someone opened the door. The door opened and the shadow I saw turned into someone from Modded Warfail 3 (which i’m a fan of btw). [[File:Kawaimakarov.jpg|thumb|Makarov looked like this.]]▼
▲Before I knew it I was in the game, I was tied to the chair like Alex Mason (remember him?) there was a thing on my head that prevented me from talking but I was somehow able to scream. I kept screaming for da lulz until someone opened the door. The door opened and the shadow I saw turned into someone from Modded Warfail 3 (which
Someone very important.
Someone I knew.
Someone with a shet ton of swag.
Someone who was special.
Someone that could help me.
▲Someone i’m a fan of.
Someone I worship.
I kept screaming while I wait for the person to load. It was Mutahar from SumExtraordinaryGaymores. Sometime later YuriOfWind entered the room and Mutahar said
He said
I forgot to check the back of the box for any weird shit that might happen. The real bad guy was Sweetwater from battlefield (<strike>remember him?</strike> nobody remembers the Battlefield campaigns cuz
I woke up a while later tied up with glue on my mouth, HOLY SHET THIS JUST NOW BECAME 2SPOOKY4ME!!!!!!111!! All of my college friends were still alive except for Preston cuz I hate that asshole, fuckin douche. Macaroni then freed me and everyone else. But then
I was in hell, also known as Burger King, I was trapped in a cage. My friend were being slapped in the face with dildoes (Is that the plural for dildo?, it
I ejaculated the
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▲To be continued…'''Red Monday'''
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