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Line 1: {{NSFW}} It's baaaack! I hope your remember the rules. Line 6: ==The List== Jeff The Killer Plays Prince Of Persia. Jeff Makes a Jeff Spin-off and gets banned. Jeff Wears Briefs Jeff Learns Judo Jeff Hits Himself In The Head With A Frying Pan Line 22 ⟶ 26: Jeff vs. Foreclosure Jeff Stars In A Laughably Bad ~~CDI~~FMV Game Jeff Buys A Suspiciously Haunted-Looking Majora's Mask Cartridge At A Creepy Old Man's Yard Sale Line 147 ⟶ 151: Jeff's Amazing 26-Inch Tongue Jeff used LICK! It's super disgusting! Jeff Drinks Heavily And Plays Around Heavy Machinery Line 167 ⟶ 172: Jeff's New Band: "Jeff And The Killers" ~~[[Category:Spinoff Lists]]~~ Jeff The Killer: IN 3D!!! ~~[[Category:Jeffery]]~~ ~~[[Category:Jeff vs. X]]~~ Jeff Bakes Fappleberry Pie ~~[[Category:Nsfw]]~~ Jeff Rubs Hot Stones All Over His Body Jeff Happily Jumps Into A Pit Of Acid Jeff Launches His Fist Like Mazinger-Z Jeff Grows A 12-Inch Tallywhacker...on his forehead Jeff's Head Blows Up Jeff confesses his love for comic sans. Jeff Drinks Gasoline And Swallows A Lit Match Jeff enters Smiledog in the dog show Jeff used SING! Nothing happened! Jeff Has An Itch In The Middle Of His Back He Just Can't Reach Jeff The Killer: The Hot Springs Episode Jeff Becomes A Huge Douchebag With A Spray-On Tan And an Ed Hardy Jacket Shini: Don't forget he also wears Tapout shirts, too. Jeff Drinks Herbal Tea Jeff Makes A Sockpuppet Account And Denies It. Jeff Shits Rainbows Jeff's gonna take you back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass. Jeff stars in Pasta Monsters: Srenderman No Nazo. You fight the Operator's Symbol as a boss, three times. Jeff fights a giant Zalgo, but HABIT is the final boss You have to find four notes hidden throughout the levels to play as BEN, and your reward for this a "CONGRATULATION!" screen. SCRAMBLE! JEFURI! Jeff Sings J-Pop Jeff Gets Goggles To Avoid Eye Trauma Jeff Becomes A History Professor Jeff Attempts To Do The Duck Walk Jeff And The Temple Of Doom Jeff Licks Mr. Widemouth, And Chokes On A Hairball Jeff Cannot Shot Web Jeff Tries To Find Out How To Undo On An iMac Jeff The Chair Jeff Joins Studio Gainax Jeff Defends Phoenix Wright Jeff Eats An Octopus Jeff vs. Screaming Mad George Jeff Delivers 200 Pizzas To Slendy Jeff the Killer tries to take over KaibaCorp and Fails. Jeff Takes Over Capcom, No One Notices Jeff Tries Southern Cooking and Becomes Obese James Bond Vs. Jeff The Killer. SPOILER: Jeff loses. Jeff used Retarded Fangirls! Furbearingbrick banned them! Jeff Doesn't Realize Furbearingbrick Is Female Jeff Licks Brick PastaMonsters!Jeff's legs get tied into a pretzel Jeff Awakens The Sea Troll Jeff Impregnates A Rhino Jeff Hurrs and Durrs The Abominable Snow-Jeff Jeff's Liver Is More Swollen By The Day. Jeff Has A Prostate Exam Jeff Is So Hungry He Literally Eats A Horse. Jeff Pukes His Intestines; Swallows Them Back Down Jeff Is Baked Into A King Cake Jeff Becomes A Literal Pig. Go to OINK Jeff is blasted with piss. Jeff Hates Cranberry Pudding Jeff Breaks A Nail Jeff Shoots His Toe Jeff Becomes A Priest; Kills In The Name Of God Jeff vs. The [[wikia:creepypasta:User blog:Furbearingbrick/FIRST PASTA ASSPATS ONLY PLZ\|Leigon Of Butthurt]] Jeff Celebrates Kwanzaa Jeff Spills Hot Coffee On His Crotch Jeff Fucks The King Of Spider's Keyboard Jeff Becomes A Mole Out Of Boredom Jeff Likes To Movitz Movitz Jeff Gets Cabin Fever. Jeff Tries On A Santa hat. Jeff Picks His Teeth Jeff fires a MENS BEEEAAAAMMM Brick Builds A Snow-Jeff. There must have been some magic in that old white hoodie they found, for when they put it on him he slaughtered their entire families! Jeff Eats 200 Hot Dogs At Once Jeff Wraps Up Your Uncles And Aunts In Yards Of Floo Flum Flay Jeff Rides Tarkus Jeff's exciting meal has been ruined by the presence of this...[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqU4d4Rej5A LIQUID FILTH!] Jeff Throws Rutabagas Jeff's got a jar of Patrixxx, Jeff's got a jar of Patrixxx, Jeff's got a jar of Patrixxx, and you'll never guess what's iiiiin it! Jeff drinks ALL the scotch Jeff The Decepticon Jeff Drinks Sriracha Sauce Like Water Jeff Adds "Suggested Reading" To A Page He Just Created Inflatable Jeff Decoys. Jeff Drops Some F-Bombs Jeff Creates Chindogu "And this machine shakes you to deat- I MEAN SLEEP, SLEEP." Becomes Batman "I'm JEFF. :3" Jeff Watches The Japanese Spider-Man series Jeff Eats Happy Appy and gets worms Then shit those worms into Slendy's mouth That's right He HAS A MOUTH <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Writes an English Essay " "Go to sleep" (96). This quote shows..."</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Develops Arthritis.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Epic Plot Twist: Jeff is JEFF!!11!! Zomgz!WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN?!</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff goes to the zoo</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Gets A Haircut</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff sings the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG64kWbgGB0 Ultra Seven] theme song</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Can't Get The Orange Cheeto Powder Out Of His Hoodie.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff becomes a Tokatsu hero and shouts his attacks. GIANT KNIFE BEAM! preeeeeoooowww</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Wants To Know What It's Like To Be A Woman For One Day</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff vs. Shark Week</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff vs. The Power Rangers</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff vs. The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff DEMANDS asspats for the story he wrote, and threatens to gut anyone who makes corrections on it. He's then permabanned for death threats and pouts.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Fucks Your Life (but remembers to use a condom)</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Makes Meatloaf</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Cums Knives</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff trys to pickup guys in chat</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Circumsises Himself.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Pisses In Krule's Cheerios.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff pukes on his first date.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff gets a six-pack (of Coke)</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff shoots spaghetti out of his hands</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff's Balls Itch</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff's Head Shrinks</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff's Twinkle Tits</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Is Aroused By A Guitar</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff rides a cotton pony</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Murders The Snuggle Bear</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Becomes A Mall Santa</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff discovers that hard way that NOTHING CAN KILL THE GRIMACE!</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff's Deodorant Wears Off.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Fucks a Bison. The result? Jeffalos!</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Falls Out Of His Computer Chair</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff discovers yuri</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff's Waistline Expands A Mile</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Plays Metal Slug 5</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Eats The Last Green Jellybean</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Sprinkles Cyanide On Your Popcorn.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Eats Your Kidneys.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff IS your kidneys.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Thinks Windex Cures All Ills</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Drinks Jesus Juice</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Is A Terrible Kisser</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff harasses and spams in CP Wiki Chat. He gets called on it, so he makes a site full of random chat screenshots edited to make it look like he's the victim. Nobody is fooled and he gets banned AGAIN.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Just Won't Shut Up About Minecraft In Chat.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Fat Jeffs In Party Hats</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Gets Shipped With An Inanimate Carbon Rod.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff's Hoodie Comes To Life And Strangles Him.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Gets Into His Hole In Amagira Fault And Comes Out Looking Like His Pre-Insanity Self</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff meets The Doctor</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff pays his taxes</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff whoops Batman's ass</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff commits suicide</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff is wrapped in foil, stuffed with cubed bread and put in a 350 F oven for 3 hours.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Is Animated By Hanna Barbera (think of thier old, super-limited animation, not the decent animation from the 90's onward)</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Eats Chocolate And Is Actually A Dog.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Gets Worm Jeff's Drones To Build Him A Sweet Waterslide</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff is trapped in a "smear" frame</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Becomes Addicted To Altoids</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff gains 20 pounds of muscle, all in his ass</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff grows an elephant trunk</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff steals honey from a hive of Drone Jeffs and gets his clothes dissolved by thier acid</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Does The Robot</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Eats The Flying Spaghetti Monster</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Drinks Way Too Much Water And Drowns. BEN: "WELCOME TO MY WORLD! AAH HAHAHAHA!"</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Becomes A Super Stud (he WISHES)</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Tries Ear Candling</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Breaks A Wine Bottle Over His Head</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff eats duck intestines in a fuckbucket.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Gets A Fish Face To Go With His Fish Eyes. Go to bloop</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Stalks People In Florida And Sinks Into A Swamp. Then gets eaten by alligators, but they spit him out cuz he's too greasy. See, NOBODY wants him.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff's Awesome Sports Drink That Totally Will Not Turn You Into A Half-Insect, Mutant Slave That Looks Like Him.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Uses [http://laserpotato.deviantart.com/art/Super-Conductor-Beast-Liu-341541537 Super Conductor-Beast Liu's] shoulders as ring toss targets</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Enters a Raffle, Wins, and Leaves Quietly with $400</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Has an Affair with Bill Clinton. "I did not have sex with Jeff the Killer."</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff's belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly after devouring 12 toddlers.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Blows His Nose On His Hoodie.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Trips On His Shoelaces And Falls On His Face.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Gets Beat Up by 3 Nihilo X</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">The jeff who stares at goats.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff's sore throat</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff moves to Canada</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff sues Subway for no real reason</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff is afraid of Chinese food</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Health-Conscious Jeff Decides Whether or Not to Buy One Percent or Two Percent Milk</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Is Hit By A Tranquilizer Dart Designed For A Bull Elephant, Finally Goes To Sleep</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Intense Workout Jeff Buys P90X.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Tries To Steal Wolfen's Fedora, Gets Stepped On By Brick</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff The Wrestler Turns From A Heel To A Face</p> Jeff Destroys Earth, Forgets He's Still On It *Oh Jeff. You dumbass, Jeff. -Business Cat {{mi\|Yeahwhydoesnthe.png\|Fun fact: the "Jeff Destroys Earth" entry was inspired by this joke I made on Chat.}} <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Wishes For Fish</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff E. Killer, Super Genius!</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Afro</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Tosses His Cookies</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Is Seasoned With Salt And Pepper And Stuffed With Onions.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Stabbin' Hand Is Replaced By A Tentacle</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Fever Dream</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff uses Super-Conductor Beast Liu to charge his laptop</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Coughs Up Black Goo</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Sneezes On Smiledog</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Eats Roast Crocoduck.</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets A Bad Cold</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Skins His Knee</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Has Salt Rubbed In His Wound</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Eats One Spicy-a Meatball</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Adventures In [http://farchie.comicgenesis.com/d/20050325.html BUTT CRACK CITY]</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Believes In The 2012 Apocalpyse And Stocks Up On Canned Food</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Drinks Jolt Cola. "Gotosleepgotosleepgotosleep!! WHEEEE!!!"</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Struggles With Tourettes Syndrome. "Go to fucking shitcock sleep!"</p> Jeff Becomes Wario. (What would the Wario version of Jeff be called? Wajeff? Waeff?) {{mi\|Jeffaswario.jpg\|Drawing by King Krule}} <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Eats A Super-Spicy Pizza</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Poops Bombs</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Wears Fake Eyelashes</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Opens A Can Of Worm Jeffs</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Battle With Athlete's Foot</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Squared</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets A Mouthful Of Novocaine. "Go to phleebbttthhhh."</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets Stretch Marks</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Gold Tooth</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets Captured By A Four-Dimensional Elephant</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Amazing Buttwings</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Drinks Too Much Eggnog</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets Lost In The Minotaur's Maze</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Rage Quits</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff The Greaser</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Hides In A Cardboard Box</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff needs scissors! 61!</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Does A Fusion Dance With Splendorman</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Falls Into A Bottomless Pit</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Plunges Into Freezing Water</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeffasaurus Rex</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff plays Polybius, and dies of a seizure, later gets revived in a world full of robots n' stuff</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets The Mother Of All Toothaches</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets Adopted</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff The Killer [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYY Can't Beat Airman]</p> <p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Sees This Page And Gets His First Ulcer. THEND!</p> [[Category:Jeff the Killer]] [[Category:Collab]] [[Category:~~Please Do Not Capitalize Every Word~~Lists]] [[Category:Old Shit]] {{Comments}} [[Category:MOTHER OF FUCK THIS PAGE IS LONG LIKE MY PAINIS]]