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It's baaaack! I hope your remember the rules.
 
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==The List==
Jeff The Killer Plays Prince Of Persia.
 
 
Jeff Makes a Jeff Spin-off and gets banned.
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Jeff vs. Foreclosure
 
Jeff Stars In A Laughably Bad? FMV Game
 
Jeff Buys A Suspiciously Haunted-Looking Majora's Mask Cartridge At A Creepy Old Man's Yard Sale
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Jeff Becomes A Priest; Kills In The Name Of God
 
Jeff vs. The [http[wikia://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:User blog:Furbearingbrick/FIRST_PASTA_ASSPATS_ONLY_PLZFIRST PASTA ASSPATS ONLY PLZ|Leigon Of Butthurt]]
 
Jeff Celebrates Kwanzaa
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Jeff fires a MENS BEEEAAAAMMM
 
Brick Builds A Snow-Jeff.[[File:100319_tarkus.jpg|thumb|274px]]
*There must have been some magic in that old white hoodie they found, for when they put it on him he slaughtered their entire families!
 
Jeff Eats 200 Hot Dogs At Once
 
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*That's right
*He HAS A MOUTH
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Writes an English Essay " "Go to sleep" (96). This quote shows..."</p>
 
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<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff goes to the zoo</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Gets A Haircut</p>
 
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<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Does The Robot</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Eats The FlingFlying Spaghetti Monster</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Is Raped By Tinfoil</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Drinks Way Too Much Water And Drowns. BEN: "WELCOME TO MY WORLD! AAH HAHAHAHA!"</p>
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<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Gets A Fish Face To Go With His Fish Eyes. Go to *bloop*</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Stalks People In Florida And Sinks Into A Swamp. thenThen gets eaten by alligators, but they spit him out cuz he's too greasy. See, NOBODY wants him.</p>
 
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<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff's Awesome Sports Drink That Totally Will Not Turn You Into A Half-Insect, Mutant Slave That Looks Like Him.</p>
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<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Uses [http://laserpotato.deviantart.com/art/Super-Conductor-Beast-Liu-341541537 Super Conductor-Beast Liu's] shoulders as ring toss targets</p>
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<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Enters a Raffle, Wins, and Leaves Quietly with $400</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Has an Affair with Bill Clinton. "I did not have sex with Jeff the Killer."</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff's belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly after devouring 12 toddlers.</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Blows His Nose On His Hoodie.</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Trips On His Shoelaces And Falls On His Face.</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Gets Beat Up by 3 Nihilo X</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">The jeff who stares at goats.</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff's sore throat</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff moves to Canada</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff sues Subway for no real reason</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff is afraid of Chinese food</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Health-Conscious Jeff Decides Whether or Not to Buy One Percent or Two Percent Milk</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Is Hit By A Tranquilizer Dart Designed For A Bull Elephant, Finally Goes To Sleep</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Intense Workout Jeff Buys P90X.</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff Tries To Steal Wolfen's Fedora, Gets Stepped On By Brick</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Weirdozzy">Jeff The Wrestler Turns From A Heel To A Face</p>
 
Jeff Destroys Earth, Forgets He's Still On It
 
*Oh Jeff. You dumbass, Jeff.  -Business Cat
 
{{mi|Yeahwhydoesnthe.png|Fun fact: the "Jeff Destroys Earth" entry was inspired by this joke I made on Chat.}}
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Wishes For Fish</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff E. Killer, Super Genius!</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Afro</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Tosses His Cookies</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Is Seasoned With Salt And Pepper And Stuffed With Onions.</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Stabbin' Hand Is Replaced By A Tentacle</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Fever Dream</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff uses Super-Conductor Beast Liu to charge his laptop</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Coughs Up Black Goo</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Sneezes On Smiledog</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Eats Roast Crocoduck.</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets A Bad Cold</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Skins His Knee</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Has Salt Rubbed In His Wound</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Eats One Spicy-a Meatball</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Adventures In [http://farchie.comicgenesis.com/d/20050325.html BUTT CRACK CITY]</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Believes In The 2012 Apocalpyse And Stocks Up On Canned Food</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Drinks Jolt Cola. "Gotosleepgotosleepgotosleep!! WHEEEE!!!"</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Struggles With Tourettes Syndrome. "Go to fucking shitcock sleep!"</p>
 
Jeff Becomes Wario. (What would the Wario version of Jeff be called? Wajeff? Waeff?)
 
{{mi|Jeffaswario.jpg|Drawing by King Krule}}
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Eats A Super-Spicy Pizza</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Poops Bombs</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Wears Fake Eyelashes</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Opens A Can Of Worm Jeffs</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Battle With Athlete's Foot</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Squared</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets A Mouthful Of Novocaine. "Go to phleebbttthhhh."</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets Stretch Marks</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Gold Tooth</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets Captured By A Four-Dimensional Elephant</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff's Amazing Buttwings</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Drinks Too Much Eggnog</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets Lost In The Minotaur's Maze</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Rage Quits</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff The Greaser</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Hides In A Cardboard Box</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff needs scissors! 61!</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Does A Fusion Dance With Splendorman</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Falls Into A Bottomless Pit</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Plunges Into Freezing Water</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeffasaurus Rex</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff plays Polybius, and dies of a seizure, later gets revived in a world full of robots n' stuff</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets The Mother Of All Toothaches</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Gets Adopted</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff The Killer [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYY Can't Beat Airman]</p>
 
<p class="continued" data-user="Business Cat">Jeff Sees This Page And Gets His First Ulcer. THEND!</p>
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