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“So what do we do now?” Matt asked, resting his feet (or foot, I suppose). “Should we call the police?”
“So what do we do now?” Matt asked, resting his feet (or foot, I suppose). “Should we call the police?”


“Fuck the police!” replied QueenCreeps as she paced around the room. “We need to track them down and attack them ourselves. It’s the only way we can save that asshat, Jacob. Because of him the day of all the blood is coming and if we don’t do something then we might as well switch our crumpets for twinkies and move to America.”
“Fuck the police!” replied QueenCreeps as she paced around the room, balancing a orange on her head because shut up. “We need to track them down and attack them ourselves. It’s the only way we can save that asshat, Jacob. Because of him the day of all the blood is coming and if we don’t do something then we might as well switch our crumpets for twinkies and move to America.”


“Hang on then,” said Matt. “I’ll be able to touch me in a second, then we can take action.”
“Hang on then,” said Matt. “I’ll be able to touch me in a second, then we can take action.”