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It was a nice summer day. A young girl who went by the name of QueenCreeps was walking outside. On her quest to find the fabled Lum-O-Lotion for her skin, today she had set her targets on the Haberdashey shop, disregarding all common sense considering it’s a fabric shop. As she walked her dog Fido down Koehler Road, she decided to take a diversion through a graveyard because why the hell not? However, as she looked around to see the tombstones and stuff, her 16 year old eyes settled on a figure in the distance.
It was a bespectacled man standing next to a tombstone, sobbing softly. After the part where QueenCreeps approached the man, she asked,
The man turned to look at her with tears in his eyes.
QueenCreeps looked at the tombstone. Engraved on it were the words:
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''Here lies Toby Mitchell, also known as Shadowwolfx500. May he always be remembered for his constant throat laughs and his dopey face.''
The man introduced himself as Jacob and began to tell QueenCreeps about the incident that occurred the previous day, despite the fact that the two had only just met. It had all started when Jacob, Toby and their other friend Matt, were recording for their web-series, Bad Creepypasta. They had decided to invite Jacob’s new roommate, The Chucked, to appear on an episode where they were to narrate
QueenCreeps patted Jacob on the head and gave him a yam to comfort him. Grateful at this kind gesture, Jacob offered to accompany her on her shopping journey. QueenCreeps accepted and they went to Haberdashey together. When they couldn’t find any Lum-O-Lotion, they went to Asda (Walmart) instead and bought some guns.
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When QueenCreeps looked up again, Squidward had disappeared. Thinking that he could have escaped through the window, she opened it and dropped down. But to her worst luck, she had forgotten that today was Tuesday when the concrete is replaced by pastry. She landed on the pastry and bounced back up into the loo with a loud thud. Jacob, thinking that Alexo had finally arrived to deliver the Ultimate Pasta 2: Electric Boogaloo, sprinted towards the loo and busted in. QueenCreeps was quick to show Jacob the note, and he decided that they should return to the graveyard.
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Matt suddenly exclaimed from behind Jacob.
"Aaw, can we not just stay here and illegally play some Sonic R?" Matt whined.
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A few shark-whacking moments later, they had arrived. Dropping their keys in a nearby bowl, everyone made their way towards Toby’s grave. Sure enough, Jeff the Killer was stood there. QueenCreeps took a liking to Jeff’s scary appearance.
Jeff laughed a horrendous laugh and stated,
Jeff reached into his pocket and pulled out a McDonalds Quarter Pounder Bwurga with cheese. He dropped it into a hole that had been dug in Toby’s grave. A blind paralysing fear washed over Jacob, Matt, and QueenCreeps as the ground began to shake. Before Matt had time to eat all the food so as not to waste it before their inevitable deaths, a pale ha
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nd reached out of the hole. Followed by another, and then followed by a tall and lean creäture. The three gasped at the horror laid before them. Toby had emerged from his own grave, with his skin turned white and his hair and apparently the rest of his clothes singed black. He looked like some sort of goth punk rocker who’d forgotten to put on his eyeliner.
Refusing to believe the bamboozling sight, Jacob shouted,
Toby chuckled sinisterly and said,
With these words, he pulled out a plastic fork and threw it with his bear hands. The fork struck Matt and his right leg popped off.
The three of them made a super sonic break for it, but it took a while for Jacob and QueenCreeps to realise that Matt had tripped on his good leg and facepalmed the floor. Tobeast was quick to approach him.
'''<u>Part Two</u>'''
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The sun and a new chapter rises. This, my fellow readers, is part two of the thrilling tale.
After Jacob had a flashback of the previous events and dreamt about God’s green earth, he finally awoke. He observed his surroundings with panicked eyes. He appeared to be in a large hall with the walls stained with the numbers
Before he could turn to see who it was, the Beatles soundtrack began to play as a bunch of people ran in front of Jacob and made swaggy poses. Jeff and Tobeast were in the mix, accompanied by Squidward, Big Jane Lebowsky, Pasta Jack, the Media Giant and of all people, Alexo.
Alexo rolled his eyes.
They all flashed their stickers at Jacob, which all said ''Bottle Rocket Club'' on them.
Jacob glared coldly at them and said,
Before Jacob could ask what it was, Pasta Jack grabbed a computer and set it in front of Jacob. Creepypasta Wiki was open on the computer with a story entitled
Jacob’s eyes widened in horror as a death-defying scream emerged from his mouth. He started to scream bloody murder and thrashed around in the seat.
Anyhoozel, you may remember that Matt and QueenCreeps were still alive and had managed to escape Jeff and Tobeast. Now they were back at the house. QueenCreeps had taken Matt to a hospital, but Dr. Ravenhill Cuckoo Esquire, donning 3D glasses and chewing tobacco, had sent them home within minutes of arriving, telling him that his leg just needed resting.
At this statement, QueenCreeps looked at Matt with her face mirroring that of zombie Pikachu. Because Matt and his friends could never take zombie Pikachu seriously, he just burst out laughing at her. She stormed out, vowing that one day she would one day chuck the contents of a thing of bleach on him. She never came back. After a few minutes she came back, dragging the chuckling Matt out of the house.
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Back at the ISIS Training Camp, Jacob was currently the equivalent of a crossover between a Joker reject and Eyeless Jack. His eyes were now gone and his ears had been cut off. In case you didn’t know, that meant he was now blind and deaf (somehow). The Bottle Rocket Club had forced him through every alternative torture they could think of, such as cutting Jeff’s smile onto his face with a knife which sounded like it had no reason, and even forcing him to press B for a harder quest. However, they were still not satisfied. They still wanted him to read the Cupcakes story.
Before Jacob could scream in protest once again, Tobeast pressed the record button on the computer and started to talk.
Suddenly a high-pitched noise could be heard, making the power go out and smashing the glass of the computer. The cheap £4 fire they’d bought from the market also went wet and floppy. A police siren could be heard, and suddenly Jacob could hear…even though he technically cou- never mind.
The door swung open and QueenCreeps busted in, screaming,
That left Jeff and Tobeast, but what could she and her companions do with Jeff being so OP? Fortunately, Matt has managed to give her the special magic words in case a emergency popped up. She pulled out her wand, pointed it at Jacob, and shouted…
In an instant, Jacob’s face contorted with fury the likes of which the world has never seen before. He gave out a mighty roar which caused every chair in the world to flip over, and he morphed into the Toffee Crisp Vampire. He struck Jeff with lasers and, with one gulp, ate him whole. He was finger licking good. Jeff’s OP energy surged inside Jacob and he regained his sight. He turned to look at Tobeast, but seeing the sudden fear in his eyes and the puppy dog face he was pulling, Jacob couldn’t bring himself to annihilate him. Toby was still undead, and in order to give him life once more and get rid of his ridiculous goth punk rocker appearance, Jacob would have to give him the power of the Toffee Crisp Vampire, ultimately ending his own life.
Toby accepted the power and his shimmering blond hair returned. When the minute stopped, Toby and Matt began to make out.
The two of them skipped off together over the moral event horizon and lived happily ever after. The English Teacher went back to her pupils that were hating to learn. And QueenCreeps finally decides to change the tense of the story and rates the experience:
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