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One of my favorite things to do is listen to the music of my forefathers. George Washington
My favorite song ever was what inspired Beethoven to write his first symphony. Circa 599 BC it was released to critical acclaim. The masterpiece titled
Some people say
My happiness turns to pain the day my son turns two and no longer has time to play the masterpiece for me. Now he has grown out of his musical talents and into the music I dare not speak of. I tell him
He crawls off to his room and slams the door. I grab my glass of brandy off the counter and pour myself a snifter full.
I turn around and see him almost on top of me.
The devil looked at me, intrigued.
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Tears...of...laughter?
As I throw the rug in my trunk I
The End.
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