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Hello. If
It was June 8, 2019. ERB had just recently started their sixth season with Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine and some other one with some guy
About a month later, I was surfing through YouTube and was currently watching a video of some loser trying to imitate a wizard and a flower (and I think Thanos? Idk,
Anyways, after I got over the initial shock, I shrugged and clicked the video link. The webpage loaded for a bit due to my shitty internet connection, and then the battle finally started. Right off the bat, I was taken aback. I recognized the beat. It was Anger by Kustom, but every so often, an ominous Gregorian chant could be heard in the background. The logo started already on the screen, as opposed to how it usually transitioned on screen. The announcer, while still clearly NicePeter, sounded less
It cut to Ronald
When it got to the Burger
The battle started abruptly as the announcer
<poem>
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''I have good rhymes but you
''I will eat you so bad.
''I will brutally murder you, call me RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE!''
''I might be a clown, but this time I
''I
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</poem>
My eyes widened at that last line. Was he talking to Burger King or Lloyd? In the first battle, he broke the fourth wall a little bit, but this was a whole new level of messed up. Outright threatening him like that. How did this even fly in the
When it got to the Burger
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''Not even your wife and kids love you, you worthless little bitch.''
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''You seem like you would know a lot about castration.''
''Once I choke you, I will laugh as I cut off your circulation.''
''You thought you were my friend?
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</poem>
I was absolutely appalled by this. It almost sounded like Lloyd was trying to talk to Peter personally. Even if he was still rhyming, he
I had to pause the video to take time to process what I had just witnessed.. I was drenched in a shower of my own sweat at this point--and ironically I felt like I needed a cold shower. I had been such a huge fan of ERB for so long. It was absolutely heartbreaking to me when they took their two-year long hiatus. I thought they were never coming back. When they released their Season 6 announcement video, it was like an empty part of my soul had been fulfilled again. However, if this is what it all culminated into, maybe they
When
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''But once they see the victim is Lloyd
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''Oh,
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''But facing me is the last fucking mistake
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''I
''You think
''Is in the future, when I split your rotting lifeless corpse in half.''
''This world will love me once they learn of this betrayal''
''At least now,
''I bet you want to take back all that awful shit you said,''
''But
</poem>
What. The. Hell. What happened between these two over the past few years? And why even come back if this is what they both think? Is this a recent thing? Did they have a falling out just recently? My mouth was agape in pure shock and horror. How did this get uploaded? What about the rest of the crew? Were they just not present during this video at all? So many questions were racing through my mind, and yet I knew that there was only one way to answer them all, however undesirable that option may be.
There was no editing for Burger
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''I know that deep down, we
''But we both know that today, one of us has gotta die.''
''
</poem>
Lloyd then pulled out a knife and ran to the other side of the room. The camera followed him, revealing a small room with no one else but Lloyd, the cameraman, and Peter, standing across from Lloyd. He was absolutely defeated. The look on his face was chilling. Like he knew something terrible was about to happen and he was powerless to stop it. Lloyd charged at him with the knife and the screen cut to black. Thank god. The faint stabbing and screaming was almost completely obscured thanks to the bellowing laughter from whoever was operating the camera. After the stabbing stopped, Lloyd started shouting something, presumably at the cameraman, before the video ended.
I was left with a horrible feeling. Did I just witness NicePeter, one half of one of my favorite channels on YouTube, get killed by his best friend? And what was Lloyd talking about at the end? That he had no choice and that he wished it
The video was just 31 seconds of Lloyd freaking out. It looked like in the movies when someone gets mentally assaulted with painful flashes of imagery and high-pitched ringing, although none of those things were present here luckily. The way Lloyd was edited made it seem less like a video and more like different frames being played super fast on loop. It was eerie. There were big black borders on the right and bottom of Lloyd, and in the corner, the ERB Season 6 logo was there, but with one difference. It was obstructed by a big, red block of text that read
None of this gave any closure. Sure it confirmed that Season 6 was cancelled, but I think the battle I had just watched proved that already, and if it
According to the article, the reasoning behind the cancellation and the
Their website was completely removed. It was replaced with just a single image of the [CANCELLED] Season 6 logo. Their Twitter was also completely gone. However, their Facebook was surprisingly still up, although all of their posts were deleted besides one. It was an obituary to NicePeter, eliminating any chance in my mind that this was just a prank or something of the sort. The post read:
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The post was accompanied by a picture of Peter. I
I checked ERB2, and to my surprise, there was a video, but instead of the usual behind the scenes video, it was called
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From the silhouette emerged the
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