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So I have been running from monsters my whole life. But
So one night I am in a fleebag motel, hoping no monsters find me, and me and Suzy are having our nightly cuddle party. And by
{{*}}''knock knock knock''*
I pull Suzy out fire all six rounds at where center of mass would be, you know monster height, right through the door.
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When I open the door there is no monster. He must have got away. But he really did a number on the waiter that brought me my room service order before he left. He was laying on the ground with six monster sized finger holes in his torso.
Like I said,
{{by|grghbbs}}
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